James van der Hoorn

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

@OctopusEnergy #OctoplusSNAP
A cheeky seal washed up on Barbados beach!

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

@BrilliantTech Would your new Brilliant plug-in Smart home control work in Europe (and the UK)?

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

@BurgerKing XL Bacon Double cheeseburger with 2 tiny, tiny pieces of bacon and a small dribble of sauce. What a disappointment! (@ Hanoi airport departures)

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

It took 300,000 years to get to 1 billion but only 218 years to go from 1 to 8.

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

Greta Thunberg on the climate delusion: ‘We’ve been greenwashed out of our senses. It’s time to stand our ground’ https://t.co/XPFHqGdJNY

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

@easyJet Thanks Serge, claim submitted for £120.14.

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

@easyjet My lgw-agp flight was cancelled today with just 90 minutes notice (8605). I booked last minute flight with BA on same route today as next ezy flight is Saturday night. Will you cover the cost of the BA flight?

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

@HeathrowAirport Just watched a cleaner in T5 empty the paper recycling bin straight into the grey waste bin and wheel it away... I wish I had photo'd or confronted but was just so surprised!!

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

@Parcelforcehelp Two people have been at home all day and we have a working door bell. But apparently a delivery was attempted... No name or tracking number left on the slip so have no idea what!! What a joke.

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

@THORPEPARK I tried to ask a question on your Facebook official page but it seems like your chatbot is having a few problems! Do you think I could DM you here for some help?

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

@SouthernRailUK Thanks Nat, yes we got a taxi for the final leg of the journey. I'll submit a claim today with an explanation that we missed the last train due to canx and delay.

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

@SouthernRailUK missed the final train of the night due to a cancellation and then a delay from Victoria to Hove. Are you able to cover the cost of a taxi for the final leg of the journey?

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

@SouthernRailUK Hove to Aldrington. Due to the cancelled 2215 Vic to Hove, then the delayed 2245 Vic to Hove, we missed the final Hove to Aldrington train at 0009. :(

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Your child brings home their new partner

You learn they:

- Got sacked TWICE for lying
- Had a reputation for being an adulterer
- Conspired to have someone beaten up
- Wouldn’t admit how many kids they had

You wouldn’t be a fan

And yet you’d vote for him to lead your country

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Crazy idea: let’s stop making shooters national celebrities and underground legends by putting their name and face on the front page of every major news platform—even though the clicks are so delicious and the political food fight about the shooter’s skin color is so exciting!

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

@British_Airways Arrived in GVA to be told my bag didn't make it due to T5 baggage issues. Will you reimburse my ski hire and clothing for the next few days? And to what value? #lostluggage #baggagefail #ba 😥

[James van der Hoorn @jamesandpie]

World is ‘doubling down’ on fossil fuels despite climate crisis – UN report

"The world – and its people – are looking to the UK for climate leadership. We must not fail them."
#zeroimpactadventure #ClimateAction
#ClimateCrisis

https://t.co/bzpvgT3oOD

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

“The Guardian will no longer accept advertising from oil and gas companies, becoming the first major global news organisation to institute an outright ban on taking money from companies that extract fossil fuels.”
A good start, who will take this further?
https://t.co/csRuXWZXdG

[CNN International @cnni]

Watch Greta Thunberg admonish world leaders for doing "basically nothing" to reduce carbon emissions despite evidence of a looming climate catastrophe. https://t.co/l8tO0CJPfk