james

fire walk with me you know i got it

[james @jamesmsummers]

who watched the first mamma mia and thought man i need more of this

[wint @dril]

the middle east is complicated because its bad to support smothering orphans in hell fire but I also really want to graduate Harvard

[sydney @custardloaf]

if God seems quiet its cos The Teacher don’t talk during the Test

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

Damn bro my bad

[wint @dril]

rickGamecube also changed his name to "X" for like a week after the entire football team caught him jacking off to Fern Gully in the AV room

[james @jamesmsummers]

@lauraculrich play weaver

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

If you weren't there, you don't know what it was like when the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah gag first hit. You just had to sort of get up and take a walk around the block.

[james @jamesmsummers]

phenomenal thread

[Teletubbies Updates™ @FactsAboutTele]

Every memory awakens in agony

[trash jones @jzux]

my friend doing dry January was like “the worst part is waking up every day with a splitting headache” girl that’s called withdrawal

[BananaMeteor 🍌(ABANDONED! Bluesky link in bio) @Banana_Meteor]

Here's a 2023 update of the bulk of my Banjo-Kazooie collection. The lighting is a welcome addition!

Always on the hunt for more 🐻

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

heres what i think, leave me alone

[james @jamesmsummers]

why does he tweet like this

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Santa the rockstar.

An honor having his six.

Oscar winner and coolest dude in the North Pole, J.K. Simmons bringing Santa’s big ol’ beautiful heart to life 🎅🏻❤️

More to come.
Back to work.

~ Commander of The E.L.F.

#RedOne 🎅🏻 🛷🎄⛄️ 🌏 ✨
#AmazonStudios
#SevenBucks

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

@Saw Maybe if you weren't sleeping your films would've been better.

[litquidity @litcapital]

The Rock and DJ Pauly D are the most revered macroeconomists of our generation

[james @jamesmsummers]

new upstairs neighbors are on round 5 rn in case i needed anything else to sink me deeper into depression (◕‿◕✿)

[Thomas White @len0killer]

There’s something almost intoxicating about drinking 15 beers