John Asalone

Building Consumer Tech Companies. Ex @goodrx @whitehouse, @boozallen, @zynga, @BNED

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@guyfriedman @steadymd @Walmart

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@guyfriedman Another overnight success story.

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@jd_durkin This is how you get a lot of MyPillow ads.

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@chrissyfarr @HealNowHQ

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@nikitabier @antoniogm Unfortunately this inflammatory take is correct. And tater tots are not good, just as a global statement.

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@kimmytaylor 😂

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@msuster I dry ice four @LouMalnatis's pizzas to LA every year. It shouldn't be a way of life, but it's part of a balanced pizza diet. : )

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@timothycsimons @Nick_Offerman for actual recommendations.

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@TrungTPhan Time Warner be like:

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@kimmytaylor This is extremely factual. And I was excluded from a bike ride today because I didn’t have a gravel bike, which is similar to why Tom wasn’t invited on the ski trip to Cortina. And I’m pissed.

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@unusual_whales That’s gonna offset sooooo many future gains!

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@HarryStebbings $1. The buyer gets it for $1, plus a loss guarantee from the Fed. Those are the only terms a buyer would accept.

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@DavidSacks Since I hate all @DavidSacks Ukraine takes, I feel obligated to 100% agree with this take. The game theory on this is obvious. Immediately provide a backstop, and it will end immediately.

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@jwolman I've done this multiple times to the drain on my block during the LA floods....feels like putting on a cape each time.

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@StuartBlitz There are ~500 EMRs in market. Highly concentrated. My take is that distribution/incumbency beats better product. But I morally agree w/ your take. I think @ycombinator kicks you out if you pitch a new EMR. https://t.co/2qkJ5tKS62

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@kimmytaylor @anothercohen 💯 can usually guess my sleep score within +/-5.

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@nikitabier This is correct. And this was Zynga.

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@CatRichert I got the question last week, “Is that Ash singing?” No, my son, that’s Karen O.

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@nytimes Say what you will about satire, but you have to agree, this essay technically counts.

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@GarettJones @vious_and_couth @paulg This Garrett fellow just dropping logs on the fire like back in my Masters Econ program and I’m here for it.