the lord’s hot fried chicken

I drink your milkshake.

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@capjack2000 @jesswelman I actually graduated law school, Jack!

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@capjack2000 @jesswelman Binding *on other states in the Ninth Circuit*, Jack!

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@capjack2000 @jesswelman Jack, the states already ban (either outright, or as to unlicensed operators) the PMs. And now there’s binding circuit precedent that the industry’s only argument (preemption) won’t fly.

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@capjack2000 You booking Kalshi win at scotus? DMs are open.

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@FormerCFTCGC Mets fans catching strays in this particular way…how do you recover from this?

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@Flupnolide

[Clark Neily @ConLawWarrior]

As someone who has litigated professional malpractice cases and the Heller case itself, if a criminal defense lawyer asked me whether they might be flirting with an ineffective assistance claim for *failing* to assert a 2Am defense to a felon-in-possession charge where the predicate offense was non-violent, I would tell them yes, absolutely.

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

One of the best tributes to Dolly Parton, you’ll ever see.

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@esaagar @ryangrim With every argument delivered in this kind of oracular register. wankingmotion.gif

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@WaqarVick The summer weather and the quick commutes; the generous and interesting people.

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It’s called a psyop. Don’t let it break you.

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@QBgami Steve Pelleur, of course.

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@megynkelly Are you upset?

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@JasonVaughn

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@SwannMarcus89 “We?”

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@James_Barragan @KenPaxtonTX Wow that’s dozens of people. Well done, Ken!

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The empanada defense. Second only to the wookie defense.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Pulitzer!! Pulitzer!! Pulitzer!!

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@k_hettinger @leylaaa31 This is actually a great day in DC.

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Libertarians get *very mad* when scarce resources are allocated by anything other than ability to pay.

[Megan McArdle @asymmetricinfo]

Goldman Sachs will have figured out an arbitrage trade by close of the first day of operations.