jeancuff81🇵🇸

exhausted composer extraordinaire! music major. friend. tired.

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I was planning on making spagbol tonight but it's getting more and more likely I'll cave and use the ground chuck and onion for burgers

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@chillextremist I dressed like this until I was like 19. Polyester blouses and Hawaiian shirts and band tees with stained jogging shorts. It rocked.

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@hausofdecline @brissle any recommendations for free jazz

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@luciascarlet I was expecting mine to be terribld from the way I constantly drain to 2% and then charge to 100 but I'm actually doing alright?

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new thing called bulk slop. put some greek yogurt in a bowl and add honey. then two really big spoonfuls of peanut butter. creamy is easier to stir but crunchy adds invaluable texture. stir like hell. finally the important part. @tonychachere to taste.

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@laurenlself Mission Bay with @kognise7 :)

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eating her out after dinner call that a digestqueef

[mina hahaha🏳️‍⚧️ @iIoveminha]

if i ever try cucking im gonna want a loaded gun next to me in case i decide im not into it

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@hieywieyneue @Lib_Development have you never bought a used car from a private party?

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sf >>>>

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@OhYouBlockhead lol paying 72k in rent a year and not having the savings to hold you over until you find a better job is absolutely a skill issue

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i wanna fit into your skin

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@_kognise they would be crazy to.

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@SamBuntz Stoner.

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@VoxPrudentia I would imagine that people who struggle to intuit the constraints of the problem from "you can pick one fruit from one box" are not desired candidates.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Neighbor: Looks like the sun’s coming out!
Me: Ah. You mean Prime Daysource, presumably?
Neighbor: Wh-wh-what?

I can only smirk.

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@other_st_nick doordash should have an option where you get to unlock curse words in the delivery instructions field if you tip like $100

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https://t.co/tihmyMZpWo goes hard when you're three deep on a tuesday night

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@kognise7 why is it GOOD

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@ratlimit wait this really changed my perspective. engaging read