Jordan

u of sc grad, i was on doctor oz for my trauma once and it’s by far the coolest thing about me

[clø @chloeeodell]

Tax the churches. Lets stop pretending there is any kind of separation here. They want to influence law, they can pay taxes.

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

once again

[Jordan @jedinsmore]

got kidnapped /: (technically I had just turned 20 but I’m counting it)

[mariana @pastapilled]

third base is telling him what happened when you were 19

[Bobby C @Bobby_Condon]

whenever i see an ipad at a cash register i know that i’m about to tip for something i never had to tip for before

[Ben @perma___ben]

TikTok users are like: If someone says hello to you they are engaging in psychopathic manipulative behavior psychologists called “nicebombing” and it’s basically attempted murder also human trafficking

[Jordan @jedinsmore]

@yngjcb @wyattdinsmore

[… @JussKwam]

Here y’all go since y’all couldn’t find other pics of him 😊

[Asia Leigh @asialbx]

I wanna be able to summon her like a Pokémon every time I get into an argument with a man

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

This lady is still alive…this is the reason critical race theory needs to be taught in schools.

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

😎

[dms open for feet pics !! @feetpicshaven]

the fbi finally identifying the zodiac killer

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Hollywood Blvd, Saturday, 11:22 AM:

ANTI-VAXX PROTESTER: Do you see all of these homeless people around. Are they dead in the street with COVID? Hell no. Why?

HOMELESS PERSON (walking by): Because I’m vaccinated you dumb fuck.

[Jordan @jedinsmore]

How is Facebook shutting down the funniest thing to happen to Twitter in weeks

[ACTION JACKSON @GI__JACKSON]

Since yall coming back to y'all's abandoned twitter pages can yall turn off the auto-horoscope tweets while yall here?? Please?!

[Jordan @jedinsmore]

@muffinlab @TPDean93