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@DeanTTraining Thank you!

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The Venn diagram showing the crossover of people who were outraged by Bad Bunny‘s performance, and who also watched all of the rest of the Super Bowl that paid for it, is pretty much the state of things.

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@Joel7Richardson People don’t shoot people. Cats shoot people.

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Lived in Memphis for 10 years. Can’t imagine what this has impacted. The struggle was real.

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<Trump goes to the bathroom>

Mia: “You know who else has gone to the bathroom?????”

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Cool. Now change that location and get it the crap away from me.

[djcows @djcows]

you can power all of America with a tiny dot in the desert

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Dogs don’t have accidents. Every time they pee in a public place, it’s intentional. They don’t care about your rules.

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Full transparency: Portland is acting like me when my wife says, “Do you want me to help you with that?”

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People in non-trucks who keep backing into parking spots: stop it. You’re wasting everyone’s time.

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I bet if asked, many people on this platform could not define “rhetoric”.

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@WallStreetMav I still stand by my solution of adding a bag of spiders to this scenario.

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Trust the science.

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@MorePerfectUS I worked at Starbucks for years. It gave me benefits for my family as a part time employee. Howard Schultz built the freaking company. He can buy whatever he wants. You, as a union, can encourage baristas to take their free coffee and tuition reimbursement and shut up about it.

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This always stuck with me. I took it personally. I still do.

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@NewDawn7411 Saw @Mangan150 post the other day that 1 pound of beef has like 2.5 GRAMS of creatine. Based on what I think your diet is based on posts, you may be getting plenty of it in your diet, so extra may not be as noticeable.

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@quicklikesand Their live album from this era is pretty fantastic. It’s a Rush of Blood tour, so all of it is Rush, Parachutes, and B-sides.

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Flying on Monday. Might wear tactical boots to the airport.

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@rbohlender Every meal needs chips and salsa beforehand.

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#shoplocal

[Matt Evans @MattEvansKC]

NEW VIDEO: B-2 bombers land back at Whiteman Air Force Base today in Knob Noster, Missouri, after about a 36-hour flight to strike targets in Iran.

Seven B-2s took off from Whiteman just after 12 a.m. on Saturday. The first bombers back landed just before 12 p.m. Sunday.