Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the bench situation is ample and the swans are pleasant and there’s a respectable public toilet and a place nearby with decent sausage rolls and good parking 🎵
#makeasongbritish
Why are you sad, Daddy?
Well son, you hear this woman on the radio singing about how she used to be young? Well, when Daddy was young, that woman’s Daddy was on the radio. So now Daddy feels very old indeed.
We are looking for 2 RugbyMates to come & join us for a VIP experience on 5th August for Wales Vs. England.
If you think your Welsh and English RugbyMates duo is the best of the lot, send in your best rugby story together using the #rugbymates & #wearerugbymates
Details below!
@bt_uk in the process of changing my Sky tv TO BT (appt booked 31/5) you have managed to CANCEL my BT Sport without permission. Ruined plans for watching Premiership Rugby Final with friends. Thanks very much 😡
Hi all,
We have a lunchtime supervisor vacancy. We have 3 nice ones, so we’re looking for the kind of person who ignores the crying softies, has a crafty fag behind the gym, will give a child with a broken leg a wet paper towel, and will happily slap kids if they act up.
Thanks x