Cheshire

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

[Benny 'New Day✨️' Rollins @citizenkawala]

My fitbit says I'm not getting enough THC.

[Evel @FeverFlave]

It's completely unrealistic to expect world peace when most people aren't at peace with themselves.

[Donna McCoy @Donna_McCoy]

There's no use trying to sleep in if your dog decides it's time to get up.

[Island Girl @_Water_Baby]

Compromising and being compromised aren't remotely close to the same thing.

[Vicalicious @thevickster_sa]

I hope I'm on Santa's naughty list this year so i can get a good spanking. It's over due.

[JC Tarp @jctwritesstuff]

Y'all ever look around at your crazy, beautiful, drunk, yelly family during a holiday & think you maybe accidentally wandered into Area 51?

[slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish]

The year is 2054. My casket's being lowered into the landfill. My grandson Chipotle starts to play Taps on his iBugle. A 15 second ad plays.

[Funkhouser @AJslackie2]

1816: hope we have enough wood to stay warm all winter

2016: PS4 controller won't charge and mom bought the wrong kind of hot pockets FML!

[L💫 @lubnakhtar1]

Sometimes what we are so insecure with,
others find beauty in....!!

[Eric B @enigmaterics]

If you are lucky enough to have things come together at the right moment, embrace it.

[Sophie2078 @Sophie2078]

For me, sleep is a waste of time, but dreams are better than real life. So i made this compromise called daydreaming.

[คkค Ʀคςђ @ryan_rachryan80]

I just want someone to talk to til my Xanax kicks it. Is that to much to ask?