John D'Alessio

JAG

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@Scare_Crone @WideyMcKnacker Add a couple drops of dishwashing detergent to the vinegar or wine. It breaks the surface tension which causes the flies to get stuck in the liquid.

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@michaelbergero2 @e_cdalton Technically, the song was written by Jonathan Richman...produced by John Cale.

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And for the first time ever, I kind of want to pay money on this app. Still won't. But, part of me wants to.

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Some of you are about to discover that the “reply” button to this tweet is a Managed NAT Gateway: it looked free until you actually tried to use the thing.

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Some of you are about to discover that the “reply” button to this tweet is a Managed NAT Gateway: it looked free until you actually tried to use the thing.

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@QuinnyPig @github Developers will love it. I guarantee there are senior devs there that know exactly what needs to be changed to fix this. The leaders don’t want to sacrifice their roadmap to fund it.

Ring the fucking (Charlie) Bell.

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@engineering_bae I moved from SF to Blue Bell PA and the fact that there are 2 places I can take my kids without firing up a gas engine pisses me off every day

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@imlorijay @AkilahObviously Unfortunately the law is about secretly recording conversations where one party is doing the recording and the other doesn’t know it. Doesn’t really apply to flock cameras.

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@senatorshoshana And if you’re going to challenge her on anything the last thing you should choose is “sloths”

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@RadioFreeTom IMO: He’s more the product of the factory than he is the factory door

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@MikeRGlenn @RadioFreeTom Maybe you saw nazi tattoos, you just didn’t know they were nazi tattoos?

There’s a lot of obscure nazi imagery out there. I’ve seen more than I wish to and I wouldn’t have recognized that specific tattoo as Nazi imagery without being told by someone who knew it.

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@metroadlib You can't make me

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@engineering_bae @BenBankas 230 lbs of sad stuffed into a 190 lb shirt.

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@LongTimeHistory He gets everything for free...that's why he's working a shit job dealing with her bullshit hustling for $$.

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@metroadlib Wish I didn’t

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@QuinnyPig And the best answer they get is, “I can barely see it. Wouldn’t have noticed it if you hadn’t asked me to look.”

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@QuinnyPig And keeps having to ask people, “is there a stain on my arse?”

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@metroadlib

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@TracketPacer @sama "If I seem tall, it is because I have stepped on the faces of giants." - Sam Altman