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[jgla @jg_la2qi2]

AMEN.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

therapist: what's your mental health goal?
me: Alysa Liu calm

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Also fuck your Lake America. This is Twitter and that lake is Ontario.

[` @schiz04renic]

to every woman who realized “this is not how i want to live forever” and left… i’m proud of you

[Modern History @modernhistory]

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden welcomed their third child, a boy named Nautas, on May 4, 2026, with no paparazzi shots, no magazine exclusive, and no photos of the baby.

The name comes from the Latin word for sailor: one who embarks on a journey and does not fear the unknown.

Nautas joins sister Raddix and brother Cardinal, three children kept completely out of the spotlight while Diaz built a second chapter of motherhood after 47.

Is this the most private A-list family in Hollywood?

[jgla @jg_la2qi2]

@y2kpopart No i think Russell Brand

[Jonathan @jonathan_ducote]

@PopCrave The cause and manner of death were not provided. Her publicist, Kasey Kitchen, said Panettiere’s death was being investigated.
“There’s an investigation ongoing,” Kitchen said in a statement. “We should know more tomorrow.”

[jgla @jg_la2qi2]

@patrickcotnoir Were you on your way to South Carolina ?

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Imagine if Kamala Harris became the first female president of the United States and then tore down the East wing, obsessed about a ballroom, started a losing war with Iran, took away health care and food from children, raked in billions, fired everyone to put her friends in their positions, fell asleep on camera consistently, mouthed off on social media, openly prosecuted people she didn’t like without real cause, started a slush fund to fund domestic terrorists, and generally lied every second of the day. She wasn’t even allowed to laugh.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty today; one of the things he said was:

“I emailed United Healthcare’s leadership, posing as an investor managing $58 billion. Unlike my other experiences with the company, I was contacted back within 1 hour.”

Damn.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

The urge to delete social media and go fully analog is getting stronger by the day.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

When it comes to your children’s health, listen to doctors.

Not a president who once told Americans to inject bleach.

The American Academy of Pediatrics’ immunization recommendations have not changed.

[zayden @pemilo123]

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they re afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

[Dua @Duakz5q]

Men thinking our grandmas were happy is a product of women keeping their stories private & the culture of coddling men by not telling them things.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I just don’t understand how someone can look at a baby and name it Gary.

[Taylor Parise @TaylorParise]

D4VD UPDATE: Judge determines there is sufficient evidence for David Anthony Burke to be tried on all counts for the murder of Celeste Rivas Hernandez. Full story coming to @LAmag

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

women be like “I needed this” and it’s just Andrew Tate being arrested in polyester chinos and ballet flats

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Your future is shaped by the habits you repeat, not the goals you set.”

[jgla @jg_la2qi2]

@MarcoFoster_ Has challenged don jr to a cage fight 3x now 😂😭

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

When I heard about Senator Graham’s death last night, the first thing I thought about was not all the things he said and did in service of Donald Trump. I thought of the time before Donald Trump when he was a brother to Senator John McCain.

A time when senators from different parties could fight about politics and still be friends. A time when a conservative Republican from South Carolina could say of my father: “If you can’t admire Joe Biden as a person, you’ve got a problem. He’s the nicest person I’ve ever met in politics. As good a man as God ever created.”

That is the Senator Graham I will remember today. Not because I have forgotten what came after. Because in that memory there is hope. Hope for a country where brothers can fight like hell over policy and still share a meal, and a laugh, and the loss of the people they love.

I will choose to remember the time before Trump. Because I believe in an America after Trump.