Jitender Harsh

[BJP @BJP4India]

22 April shook the entire nation.
Innocent lives were taken after terrorists identified people by their religion. The women whose sindoor was wiped away were told, “Go and tell Modi.”

That was the biggest mistake the terrorists ever made. What they saw as India’s silence was actually a strategy unfolding… one that no one now dares to challenge.

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝟐𝟐 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝟕 𝐌𝐚𝐲, 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐞. 🇮🇳

#OperationSindoor is a resolve so powerful that terrorists and their handlers should not find even an inch of land to hide.

We remember the victims. We pray for strength and peace for their families. 🙏

We salute the valour of our armed forces. 🫡

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

@DelhiAirport @Uber_India @Uber_Support @DelhiAirport @Uber @CMODelhi @gupta_rekha

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

What’s happening at @DelhiAirport?

Booked a cab via @Uber_India, but still waiting 20–30 mins while many cabs are standing at the pickup zone. Drivers are asking passengers about destinations and choosing rides accordingly.

Who is accountable for this system?
@Uber_Support

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

This is the exit/entry point at the biggest Ramlila of East Delhi in Patparganj. How has this been given a safety certificate by the authorities?
In the case of an emergency, it could turn into a disaster.
@DCPEastDelhi
@dtptraffic @LtGovDelhi @AamAadmiParty @delhifiredept

[National Grid UK Customers @gridcustomersuk]

We're pleased to say that all power supplies to #Bridport #DT6 area are restored. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused by the #powercut. Owen

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

Keep calm and trust Jay Shah 😶🤐

#WCFINAL

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

@RailwaySeva Sorry, I can't! It's not allowing me to DM u. Only verified users can send Direct Message requests to people that don’t follow them. Sign up for Twitter Blue to continue.

PNR No. 2626140847

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

@RailwayNorthern @RailMinIndia @PiyushGoyalOffc @AshwiniVaishnaw @narendramodi @PMOIndia

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

Deeply dissatisfied with the response received for my TDR request from @IRCTCofficial. Train departure was delayed by more than 3hours, yet the case was repudiated. This lack of acknowledgment & inconvenience caused to passengers is unacceptable. #TDRRequest #TrainDelay

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

Deeply dissatisfied with the response received for my TDR request from @IRCTCofficial. Train departure was delayed by more than 3hours, yet the case was repudiated. This lack of acknowledgment & inconvenience caused to passengers is unacceptable. #TDRRequest #TrainDelay

[The Creative Potato @creativepotato_]

This is how we celebrated Children's day during our regular meet 🥳 👶

#happychildrensday #childrensday #happychildrenday

[The Creative Potato @creativepotato_]

"Scientists study the world as it is; engineers create the world that has never been." ⚙️⚙️🔧🪛
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#engineering
#engineerlife #engineers

[Ashu Gupta @AshuGupta86]

Not sure how Several States Government is offering Free electricity! Free doesn’t have any value and every person should value these Natural resources. They are using resources of their future generation. #SaveEnergy @ashokgehlot51 @ArvindKejriwal @PMOIndia @narendramodi

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

@Diggi840 @ArvindKejriwal These roads are also developed & maintained by @ArvindKejriwal

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

@ArvindKejriwal this is the underpass to Europe? 😶🤔🤨

#ArvindKejriwal #DelhiTraffic #delhiroads #KejriwalFailsDelhi

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

@rohuchop @dtptraffic @ArvindKejriwal @aajtak @AamAadmiParty Bhai but humari govt nhi chahti na 🤪

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

Started frm #nehruplace arund 5:10PM
Just covered 10kms in 2:30hrs
This is the situation of our capital #delhi
Aise banayege #London
#DelhiTraffic #DelhiPolice #TrafficAlert
#Monsoon2021 #Fail_Kejriwal #KejriwalFailsDelhi

@dtptraffic @ArvindKejriwal @aajtak @AamAadmiParty

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

Finally reached! After spending 3:30 hrs for 24kms only!
By walk it may take 4:15hrs!
@ArvindKejriwal @LtGovDelhi @AamAadmiParty please alot some budget for water logging issue from ur advertisement budget!
@ndtc @aajtak @ABPNews @PTI_News @indiatvnews @NavbharatTimes @htTweets

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

@brajeshks What about pragati maidan??? It's been more than 2 years..!

[Jitender Harsh @jitharsh]

@DipeshDubey19 @dtptraffic @ArvindKejriwal @aajtak @AamAadmiParty Humara cm @ArvindKejriwal hi kehta bhai

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