Joel Wittenauer

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@AdamLuckettKSR That dude is going to have opposing defensive linemen in a real pickle.

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@peoples_vox @Math_files One isn't prime, but 6 = 3 + 3.

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@davepl1968 @lauriewired Okay, when are we getting a Laurie/Dave YouTube collaboration?

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@RickOusley1 @KySportsRadio Drama and negativity draw a very specific, loud minority to the phone lines, message boards, and social media. Vocal minorities of the fan base do not pay KSR bills.

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@KySportsRadio Apathy and lack of engagement from the fan base is not good for a brand so heavily invested in UK athletics. A brand named Kentucky Sports Radio does not increase its listeners and readers when the UK (especially basketball) is down.

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@KySportsRadio Are you broadcasting from the Moscone on Media Row? 7 AM PST start time?

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@MrsTylerKSR AP is one of my favorite all-time Cats.

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@KySportsRadio The Bills have developed him into an absolute beast. His game has improved so much.

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@alinen_olaus @UKFootball Tervetuloa!

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@laurenfrailey1 @spermracing The only strange thing about the story is accidentally going to a SF nightclub. The rest of the story feels like a random Tuesday in the City.

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@NFL_Scorigami For the love of God, stopigami.

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@NFL_Scorigami More AI slop-igami.

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@NFL_Scorigami What-in-the-AI-slop-agami???

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@iowahawkblog I'm Jerry Satterfield, product quality manager for the old Boffo line. We have issues with critters in the old production line. I'm looking for anyone who will listen to my new pest control proposal.

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@SusanDReynolds @SFCityAttorney @SFDAOffice @USAO_NDCA She seems to be using the Costanza defense.

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@JohnCleese Unfortunately, for @JohnCleese, every sperm is sacred.

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@LinuxHandbook $ man head

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@itsSaulGoodman BlueSkyBon

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@robertgraham Years ago, when pulling wires through conduit, if two wires lost their labels, one of our technicians would say, "We have a 50% chance of being 100% wrong."