jonathan xyl

Optimist–Capitalist–First Worldist. Atlantic Liberal

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@devahaz

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@AlanMCole the tie, the sleeve buttons. DETAILS

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@MattZeitlin 3rd reinvention in as many cycles

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@constans Getting mansion taxed on my laundry-less studio 😔

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@neoliberal_hack Ozymandiased himself

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@devahaz After listening to that Odd Lots the other day this sounds just like Aldi

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@mnolangray Degrowth?

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Therefore, via the contrapositive, the secret to happiness is reading books, getting drunk, and having babies.

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Nobody reads, and nobody drinks, and nobody has kids anymore, but on the other hand everyone is miserable now.

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@JeremiahDJohns @LinkofSunshine Eternal September comes for us all

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@nikillinit Amazon is pronatalist technology

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@joinshift Shift

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never thought about how big of a flex this sounds like (And Is)

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Please just call me LeBron Jim. LeBron James is my father

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@hopes_revenge Naming my son John Willard Marriott

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what do you call an abg ai researcher?

a fine tuner

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@punished_daniel Spiritually Chinese

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@LinkofSunshine What 5 failed elections in 3 years does to a country

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@RichardMorrison Apparently it decreases key man insurance premiums!

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@jamesbeef_ @MariGO2thepolls Listening to him hand wring over buying a Subzero fridge was excruciating