juicy j

your boos mean nothing, i’ve seen what makes you cheer. delaware’s most pro - whimsey candidate.

[juicy j @jstoopid_]

federal law actually requires you to disclose whether or not you think i’m handsome 👉🏼👈🏼

[juicy j @jstoopid_]

@strictly_JC @joeycapone716 that $100 is the only thing that will keep you from rolling up to the function like this my man

[juicy j @jstoopid_]

@strictly_JC @nightshifttom sorry to ordermog you while i’m breakfastmaxxing

[bob saget @bobsaget]

I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

8% alcohol clam chowder

[juicy j @jstoopid_]

@jockiii1 @OOOOvechkin @NHLRumourReport it’s honestly insane. it’s like these people aren’t watching games. A RHD who can skate backwards and has a slap shot costs 4M! This guy has been the Caps 2nd-3rd most important player in each of the last like 10 years. Just nonsense.

[amir @blumenfeld]

It would never happen because of SO MANY reasons, but it would be insane if the Lakers traded Rui/Gabe for Anthony Fauci.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

There’s always somebody trying to start an Instagram for a dog that doesn’t really have that star quality. That dog is not charismatic enough

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

Unconscionable that the Post won't be covering the Capitals on a daily basis. Thinking of @BaileyAJohnson_ and all of the incredible journalists who have covered hockey at the Post - particularly women. Their work was indelible. From Johnson to Pell to Khurshudyan to Carrera, all the way back to Rachel Nichols, with greats like Prewitt and El-Bashir along the way. We're all now poorer for this shortsighted decision.❤️🫡

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

Now I understand what those art freaks mean when they say a painting could bring tears to your eyes

[Bijan Todd @bijan_todd]

It’s so cold in DC i just saw a politician with his hands in his OWN pockets ‼️

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Two things can be true. Yes, broccoli is rich with nutrients and generally considered beneficial to the growing boy. Yet that does not grant my mother the power to override my sovereignty and force them in my mouth, even via airplane form.

[New York Islanders @NYIslanders]

104 year old World War 2 Veteran Dominick Critelli performed the National Anthem on the saxophone at tonight’s game!

[juicy j @jstoopid_]

the president and my favorite team have been trying their best to kill me for the past decade and by combining today they just might fucking do it

[juicy j @jstoopid_]

the best case study of what happens with market concentration across any industry.

it is getting worse when massive tech companies can expand into new areas, burn r&d like crazy / go into debt to undercut incumbents on costs, then exponentially raise cost and fuck consumers

[John Martin @JohnMartin929]

I'll never forget how liberating it was in 2018 to cut the cord & subscribe to YoutubeTV. They even had the regional sports networks! All for like $39 a month. Finally. The consumer is winning!

Today: It's $82.99. And now there's no ESPN or Disney.

Nothing good ever lasts kids

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

Tim Dillon talking about how Palantir founder Peter Thiel enlists influencers for “media” operations explains why the online right—podcasters, posters, etc—acts like one big sock puppet for powerful interest groups, and that’s because it is. It’ll be a big part of Vance 2028.

[juicy j @jstoopid_]

@EmptyNettersPod @SoFloMuscovy Ineptitude? Prior to 2024 (injured and 39 years old) Ovechkin had never gone a single playoff series without recording a goal, and he has only had two where he did not score at least two. He has 24 more playoff goals than Kucherov in only 9 more games played. Casuals.

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2024 Celtics championship