Karl Potter

Professional Whale Expert. Here to answer all your whale questions. Accuracy not guaranteed.

[Zing Tsjeng @misszing]

It's giving "we got a £150 budget for Getty stock video and an intern who says they're really good at CapCut", I'm afraid

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@dawnofthediscs I'm gonna need a towel

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@glpginfo You fuckers need to know what commas are.

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

Honestly, I'm fucking bitter about it. But the clappy claps make me really hate it... And I don't know theses guys are terrible.

[GLPG @glpg_]

We are pleased to have exchanged on this acquisition. 👏 Brilliant work by Sam Bacon who managed the transaction expertly.

🎉 Congratulations to all involved!

#acquired #freehold #developmentopportunity #streatham

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@glpginfo Great stuff to kill vibes. Real bunch of bros Matt and Dean on this one. Big love.

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@willydownie @picturehouses @CentralPictureH It's a marathon Anderton.

But yeah wank font.

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@ODEONHelp @ODEONCinemas Did this get fixed?

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@ODEONCinemas can you guys fix the audio in screen 6 Streatham? Centre speaker is all treble! Complained along with a few other people.

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@ODEONHelp @ODEONCinemas Thanks Josh! Let me know the outcome - really want to catch Mean Streets next week

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@RyanAtko @ODEONCinemas 6 years to replace a centre speaker guys.

You've got Killers of the Flower Moon scheduled in there? What would Marty say?!

[Zenya Smith @smith_zenya]

@EE this has been going on for nearly a week, barely enough signal to make a phone call. Considering you increased bills 3.9% above the rate of inflation 2 months ago, could you explain why I'm now paying a premium for a phone I can't use?

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@EE 4g signal has been down in south London since Thursday - is this going to be fixed at any time?

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

Sorry but this one is absolute bullshit.
Sit here thinking of other duo directors... This is not one of them.

Absolute wank #Moviedle
https://t.co/Z5zPEJyP0Q #139 X/8
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[Zenya Smith @smith_zenya]

Insta influencer culture during a cost of living crisis feels a bit gross right?! Like your whole vibe is 'go buy all this expensive, unnecessary stuff that i got for free - so I can make money and continue getting sent more free stuff. Sorry no.

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@south_railway hey guys, why are you cancelling all trains from Liphook tomorrow? Can't you even have a single one running?

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@GWRHelp I just want a cheap laugh please thank you.

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@GWRHelp I just hit my head on the wall of your train coz it's shaky and overcrowded can you send me memes to cheer me up thank you in advance. #headachecentral

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@elonmusk Can you stop being a dickhead

[Karl Potter @karlamonmon]

@phildangler @scottygb @elonmusk Tbh let's split the difference, me and @phildangler can work in tandem, 100k a piece, guitars all round, more hours covered due to the time difference.