macchiato baby

she/her #RacismIsAPublicHealthCrisis #NoJusticeNoPeace #BlackLivesMatter All posts are my own or reflect my own personal opinions and views.

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

are you a chronically nauseous girlie or a random gagging girlie

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

@brimolotov CAPYBARAS????????

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

look I think it is so fucking sad that work is so glorified in this country that instead of being at home, comfortable, and surrounded by loved ones in her last months on this earth 90-year old Dianne Feinstein was working. it's disgraceful and I hate it

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

if there's one thing my husband can count on me for, it's sending every single Sisyphus meme I see because he correctly drew it once many years ago during a board game called Pub Trivia

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

@abbeyXnormal you might like stardew valley better than animal crossing. it has objectives

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

colin and i went to the rubberducks game the other night and i stg i saw a teen with an iphone FLIP THE PHONE AROUND to use the back camera to take a selfie and i am still reeling from witnessing this

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

keeping my fingers crossed changing my name with my student loan servicer causes them to lose all my loans

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

@abbeyXnormal interesting 🤨 I can’t imagine the lettuce holds up to very many dips if you’re eating it that way. Napa cabbage might be better structurally and for nutrient value if we’re really gonna go there but I don’t understand that at all.

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

@abbeyXnormal Wait tho I do like eating a heavy dressing-ed chopped salad with tortilla chips is that what that is called? Lettuce chips??? 😭

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

the clerk asked for “proof of reason of name change” and said “yikes long time ago” when she opened my marriage certificate, she did not need to roast me like that

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

finally gonna go change my name, should I put my wedding dress on to go to the social security office before I get her boxed up?

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

@_emjc I didn’t but the clerk at the window agreed with you, I didn’t want to walk from the Canton city parking garage in a gown 😂

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

finally gonna go change my name, should I put my wedding dress on to go to the social security office before I get her boxed up?

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

@abbeyXnormal YOU SURE DON’T LOOK IT!!!

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

tried really hard to look local in Savannah (wore pants, sandals to walk 5 miles) but the dead giveaway I was not in fact local was def the buckets of sweat

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

gotta be honest I’m really tired of being angry it cannot be good for my health so I’m looking for candidates that will do what they promise so I can be angry about fewer things

[The Hill @thehill]

Democrats are hoping to harness anger over the Supreme Court’s student loan debt ruling to galvanize younger voters in 2024, a demographic that helped the party earn critical victories in the midterms. https://t.co/nhmlHG0Zkg

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

have to admit it was pretty bold of me to eat corn on the cob covered in mayo, cheese, and hot sauce sitting behind home plate at the Rubberducks game and I consider myself blessed I didn’t end up on the big screen

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

@abbeyXnormal definitely not normal, would prefer soup every day

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

@michmeow ahh, no instant pot! Counter and cabinet space is at a premium in our house so instant pot and air fryer have been two appliances people swear by that we just don’t have room for! 😔

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

guys I think I leveled up: bring water to rolling boil first, drop in your eggs. I go 10 mins boiling for a softer but still cooked yolk, ice bath immediately for 10 mins, peel while still a bit warm to touch

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

I generally think I have mastery over a lot of cooking skills and tricks (at least for a home cook) but I am consistently humbled by trying to peel a hard-boiled egg

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

also, these people won’t support a school levy bc “it costs too much! 😮‍💨” but will drop a couple thousand dollars on shitty ass fireworks every year??? I thought we were broke friends

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

tbh the fireworks curated by your Average Neighborhood Joe are annoying first and foremost bc there’s no choreography to it. He’s just lighting 6 different fuses at a time and down the way Average Neighborhood Pete is doing the same as if his are somehow better

[macchiato baby @kasperdonk]

tbh the fireworks curated by your Average Neighborhood Joe are annoying first and foremost bc there’s no choreography to it. He’s just lighting 6 different fuses at a time and down the way Average Neighborhood Pete is doing the same as if his are somehow better