Keenan Steiner

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[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

Hi Team please follow me @keenansteiner from now on. You can unfollow this account and just substitute it with @keenansteiner, purely a 1 for 1 thing. I anticipate this working on 1 person today.

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

Hey unfollow me!

And follow me at @KeenanSteiner

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

@ryschutt When Bernies at home with his wife does he raise his arms up and lead revolutions? Contrived. ����

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

@Justsydnyc True its monkfish

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

Tonight I’m at @thepitnyc at 9 !!! https://t.co/pnMa9iccdJ

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Tragedy tomorrow, Last Laugh TONIGHT!

930PM @thepitnyc
Headliner @TimJDillon
@AshAustinMorris
@lukeMones
@keenanNeedsHelp
@DanAhrens
@diabeatz
@STEEEZUSCHRIST
@TheJaySchmidt

TIX: https://t.co/4MM6HKUuaR

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Everyone's Mommy issues were CURED on last night's The Last Laugh

We're back Sunday at a NEW time slot!!!
9:30PM @thepitnyc

HEADLINER @timjdillon
@AshAustinMorris
@lukeMones
@keenanNeedsHelp
@DanAhrens
@diabeatz
@steezuschrist
+ More!!!!!!

TIX: https://t.co/guq6Lz0IkH

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

Hey guys! I'm mostly going to Tweet from @KeenanSteiner from now on. You can follow me there! Oh and please do!

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

Safety Mode?! Is high speed LTE wireless dangerous? Whooooa Slow… https://t.co/w4liZjkKHI

[New York Weekly @newyorkweekly]

8pm tonight! See what happens when a coffee shop is turned into a comedy show at Comedy at the Corner at Hungry Ghost. Featuring @chanel__ali @lovablelucas @Overfab @mary_cella @JordonFerber. Hosted by @KeenanSteiner. More: https://t.co/tnmhS8kAq9 #nyc #comedy #standup

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanSteiner]

It’s ironic that the more passion someone expresses for your cheese shop’s cheeses, the less cheese the person will buy from you.

“OH ... you have Israeli Goat Cheese? Mamas gotta try that!”

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

Hey guys! I'm mostly going to Tweet from @KeenanSteiner from now on. You can follow me there! Oh and please do!

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

Of course the doctors never tell you you’re gonna need a good #scarf @ Clinton Hill, Brooklyn https://t.co/kZO0syJV5t

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanSteiner]

11 Surprisingly Gluten-Free Foods! Don't Wanna Miss This List!

https://t.co/tAgvQS0wpG

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

I hope the losing teams at least get to try the $5 pizza at Cici's. #MarchMadness

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

Tonight! This show is awesome. https://t.co/3kg1sImoY0

[Weekly Humorist @WeeklyHumorist]

Weekly Humorist Presents: Guaranteed Delivery! Comedy Showcase! TONIGHT! 8pm! 110 Wall St. NYC Free tix https://t.co/ghbIP8D5Ng Featuring the best in NYC standup! w/ @KevinMcCaff @JeffreyGurian @KeenanNeedsHelp @joemachi @shanetorres @MARAMAREK @CharlesMcBee

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

#tbt to when I dunked on that little girl https://t.co/CFkY6ctmdK

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

Google Calendar doesn't have a default color for Open Mics. I recommend vomit

[Post Sports @PostSports]

Marcus Derrickson earns his stripes with Patrick Ewing in Georgetown’s marathon win https://t.co/sHTacExF5E

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanNeedsHelp]

@Marcusamadeus Haha Say whaaaat.

[Keenan Steiner @KeenanSteiner]

American Airlines Apologizes After Accusing Pro-Basketball Players of Theft

In other news, 7 out of 8 American Airlines flight attendants only begrudgingly give me juice