a real piece of work

jared lives with his wife and their cats. journeyman fish monger.

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

@earthlibarmy What’s my archetype?

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

@earthlibarmy No idea what this has to do with what I posted! No mention of McCarthy, I’m not a Brooklynite, and I wouldn’t limit this criticism to Murakami. Early Pynchon definitely has a similar woman problem, for instance!

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

@mcmansionhell Said as a big fan of the guy: you can’t give this prize to a guy that writes women as if they are an alien species! also he’s been repeating himself since about the late 90s. He had a good run, not even close to Nobel Prize worthy

[hil @plume__]

a guy wheeled his buddy into the er and told the receptionist he had taken fifty benadryl and in the most chipper unfazed tone she said “why’d you do that!”

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

@SebMilbank @dieworkwear He explicitly says “but not that property”.

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

@gooofsterr

[wint @dril]

[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom]
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

An apt day to remember that Dolly Parton once recorded a cover of Stairway to Heaven - and, in defiance of every moral law in the universe, she absolutely owned it.

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

@Ladonna19927 @SketchesbyBoze God hates you.

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

@edzitron “Oh, you mean Lord Kinbote?” Greatest line in a TV procedural, insanely good episode.

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

@frogs4girls I work in retail with lots of not-online and non-politically involved folks and this tactic works insanely well, endorsed.

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

Never. And it won’t happen until I visit Poland because I’m 99% sure my extended family is the only one in the US with my last name.

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

how often do you meet people with your last name? it's happened to me once in 23 years in philly, and the guy was not nearly as impressed as me.

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

@intellegint And honestly a subpar slam from a master shit talker.

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

@MostCrucified Hell yeah man. The dude obviously has a ton of affection for the place and the distinct weirdos it produces.

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

@Project_TBONE @thesteveway him and Marshala Ali give hands down the best acting in the show, which is some insane company to be keeping!

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

@GregoryHGover Hell yes brother. Love that you’re still going and killing it.

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

@Steven_Hyden Oblivians as a reference point, ya sold me. Absolutely gonna check this out.

[a real piece of work @keithm00nshead]

@Project_TBONE That it was the flagging he was dragging that ultimately got his ass….what do ya even say, folks?