Kels

It's amazing. You look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death.

[Kels @kelsr]

My dating game has been sending boys I like Norm MacDonald's Moth Joke and I'm still single so I guess men don't have a sense of humor, ammirite

[Kels @kelsr]

@DoomerCoomer Holy shit as someone who just read broken april, perfect joke

[Kels @kelsr]

@uhbucky Who else is at their table? Who is to the right of Connor? I saw him on red carpet but didn't recognize

[Kels @kelsr]

@thatsoburcu Omg where's the empty netters confirmation I'm so excited!!!

[Kels @kelsr]

@thatsoburcu Lol but thank you for this xo

[Kels @kelsr]

@lovelythingss__ I cried so hard I got a nosebleed

[Kels @kelsr]

@cenkuygur What force?

[Kels @kelsr]

@TomABacon Thank you, I'm clinging to any hope right now and this was appreciated perspective

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

If Harris wins tonight, liberals need to extend an olive branch to conservatives. If Trump wins, then liberals must understand that democracy is dead and that we are now ruled by a junta of Catholic convert closet cases and South African ketamine addicts.

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

I just ran 80,000 simulations and Heather Gay gets called inbred by Mary Cosby in all of them

[Ron Despectrum @WhoIsNickCage]

It’s Shen Yun for white women

[Kels @kelsr]

@RyanGirdusky You are vile

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

They should’ve moderated the debate in character

[Ashley White | Chicago Esthetician @skinclasshero]

cats getting ate except for mine

[Kels @kelsr]

@HiTopFilms I love this read so much!!!

[Kels @kelsr]

@ThePolesReport Agreed! My favorite one yet!

[Kels @kelsr]

@maxolson This is amazing

[(๑・‿・๑) @oooooooooobaby]

obsessed with people looking down the tunnel for the train

[Kels @kelsr]

@leftiblog Holy shit

[Kels @kelsr]

Can't stop coming back to this passage in Robert Fisk's 'The Great War for Civilization'