Karl Bird

Be strong. Strength will help you break things.

[TheGrandSpectacular @thegrandspec]

Video is blowing up!! Madness. Thanks for the support, and remember; BEING A DICKHEAD'S COOL!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@TerribleMaps In the same vein...

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@Michael1979 I have just checked this post for factual accuracy, Michael, and I can confirm it is at least 100% correct. Probably more. Thanks.

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@Michael1979 This is a good post and we are lucky to have you online, Michael.

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@Michael1979 I have just checked this post for factual accuracy, Michael, and I can confirm it is at least 100% correct. Probably more. Thanks.

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@Michael1979 I have just checked this post for factual accuracy, Michael, and I can confirm it is at least 100% correct. Probably more. Thanks.

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@Michael1979 This is a good post and we are lucky to have you online, Michael.

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@certifiedcopy Segue (pronounced seg-way) was the one that I was most shocked by. I always assumed that it was pronounced like league.

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@fesshole https://t.co/dtxxHRCAUm If you don't like Willy, here's a video with some other suggestions. May I suggest Purple Helmet Warrior.

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@Michael1979 I have just checked this post for factual accuracy, Michael, and I can confirm it is at least 100% correct. Probably more. Thanks.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

I know some people are upset about the changes in the new Chrome update but I think they seem pretty sensible

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@Lex_mate @velse @fesshole Caps lock on "t". Caps lock off. Caps lock on "h". Caps lock off. Caps lock on "a". Caps lock off. Caps lock on "t". Caps lock off. Caps lock on "s". Caps lock off. Space. Caps lock on "m". Caps lock off. Caps lock on "e". Caps lock off. Caps lock on "e". Caps lock off...

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@imaginecurve @Curve They're fairly active on Instagram. Why don't you DM them on there?
https://t.co/E2ZXHqANZ7

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

Is there any chance you could set up a 'round up transactions' and move the money to savings like RBS have? @santanderuk @santanderukhelp @firstdirect

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@g__j @OctopusEnergy Hi, I've noticed wholesale gas price has gone down and was wondering if you're considering offering the 3 year fix again anytime soon?

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@crash_motogp @marcmarquez93 @box_repsol The first lap of the Japan 2012 comeback is great to watch!
https://t.co/ULHTk2D1x1

[Karl Bird @krlbrd]

@robbeckettcomic Ahhhh the old double bluff.

[Han @ThatHannahG]

@GeneralDeluxe @Jon_Chalk1 @Cassetteboy Apparently playing the same song on repeat won't count toward streams. Here is a playlist with all 10 versions that will count! https://t.co/N8FYp11ZRL

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

(sorry if the constant #BORIS4XMASNO1 tweets are annoying. They will stop at midnight on Thursday and we wouldn't bother if we didn't think we genuinely had a chance to get to number one)