Bonzo

do what thou wilt

[Bonzo @lamcedrom]

mi perrito precioso

[necromecca @EDENPOIS0N]

date idea, we drop acid and i hire two austin power impersonators to come over without telling you

[mike hock @CyclopsHoppe]

thank you gay nigga

[diana ✡︎ @spidermulaney]

my vagina just slammed shut! what a hideous picture!

[pipislover1997 @pipislover1997]

For sale. dead baby, never born

[wint @dril]

"what if ai gets too good" i dont know . Who cares. What if bras and panties get too erotic

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

having friends over isn’t about having a good time. it’s about being forced to clean your apartment

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

logging on to LinkedIn and commenting "who gives a shit" on every post

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your honor did you get my friend request

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

I had an alcoholic coworker who told me if you drink vodka no one can smell it and I was like dude you smell like vodka

[Moski @barz999]

Do not call me on instagram like have you lost your fucking mind

[elora ᢉ𐭩 @k1llkcals]

fool me once, i'll kill myself in front of you
can't fool me twice now can you

[Mo (CR: Jjba part 8) @MohJoestar]

Joseph every 3 seconds

[HowlingAnderz @HowlingAnderzin]

I once saw a guy buying lube at CVS and in a moment of whimsy I went up behind him and whispered, "Your grandma is gonna love that" and he followed me to my car and wrote down my license plate number.

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

you don't have imposter syndrome. you are just bad at your job. everyone talks about it in separate group chats