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@TalkBirdie2Mee TPOM charging close to $100 is nuts.

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@realDonaldTrump Fuck off dude

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@ChicagoContrar1 @GayDispatcher She fucking sucks

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@AlvaJenks @Bearthafuckdown @landon20s @ChicagosMayor Yall are idiots. This 360 n green building doesn’t exist. I park in the lot at Peoria and Wayman daily. This building you refer to is a vacant lot currently.

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@CTULocal1 Isn’t it a school day? Why are you making dumb videos and not teaching kids.

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@ChicagosMayor . @ChicagosMayor is a clown. He just doesn’t get it

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@WindyCityWxMan @NWSChicago @grok Sum this up for me

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Here’s what I think will happen in NYC under Mahdami.

The free buses and government grocery stores won’t happen, they never do. They sound good during campaigns, but collapse under basic math. You can’t run a city on ideas that cost billions and produce no revenue.

The only way to make housing affordable is to build more housing. The free market lowers prices, not regulation. Every time politicians try to control rent or force affordability by decree, developers stop building and landlords stop maintaining. Supply dries up, the quality collapses, and the few properties that remain skyrocket in price.

Once landlords can’t make a profit, they sell, lose properties, or walk away. Eventually, the government takes over.

Taxes will rise to pay for the promises, and the middle class will be the ones shouldering the burden. The rich will relocate, the poor will depend on subsidies, and the productive class will be squeezed from both sides.

Thriving businesses are the foundation of any thriving city. When they leave, everything else follows, jobs, schools, grocery stores, stability. Chicago already proved this. Boeing, McDonald’s, Caterpillar, Citadel, nearly 70k jobs, all gone. Now they’re facing billion-dollar deficits, half empty schools and neighborhoods without grocery stores.

I saw someone who lived in a rent-controlled apartment in California put it perfectly, he said his landlord could no longer afford maintenance so the pool was filled with dirt, the floors had soft spots, and the foundation ended up cracking. That’s what overregulation does, it destroys quality.

People who voted for this will eventually feel the pain but they won’t blame the policies or the politicians, they’ll blame the rich for leaving.

This conversation is always difficult because most people simply don’t understand market dynamics or incentives. In a free society, people act in their own self-interest. If you remove profit and reward dependency, productivity dies and the city with it.

If you think things are expensive now, just wait until they’re “free.”

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@ChicagosMayor Too easy

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@ChicagoDOT Morons. Kingsbury is a fucking parking lot daily and it just got worse. Horrible planning.

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@ChicagosMayor You can shut the fuck up bro. You of all people don’t get to chime in.

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@Angry_Staffer Terrible thing. I’m shocked he didn’t wear a vest with all the security he travels with.

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@MomsPlaceChi I know for a fact TAO has good cameras that would cover the bike lanes going north on Dearborn if that is the direction the scooter was coming from. FYI. @MomsPlaceChi

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@ChicagosMayor You drag us backwards daily. Clown.

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@ChicagoDOT Oddly the “work day” ends at 3pm for this project. Why? Why not work until 8pm? Get this shit done faster. Esp if it couldn’t wait until the Expressway work is finished. Beyond horrible planning.

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@meghanapolis Come by my bar when you’re in town. Msg me homie!

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@ChicagosMayor We don’t welcome you. Turd mayor.

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@WallStreetApes The BRAND is “Certified Angus Beef”. Learn to read. Company’s brand name is a trick to lure you in to buying it. USDA is a joke.

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@ChicagosMayor We gave it 8 hours.

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@ChicagosMayor This tweet didn’t age well.