Conor 🕊

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[🇱🇧 @franzkaftah]

Norm they'll never make me hate you

[MOTHERFUCKER UNLIMITED @mfunltd]

I had a girl assigned to me in 4th grade to help keep my desk clean

[pat:) @tinnedfish4ever]

i wish i was the person instagram thinks i am

[Conor 🕊 @leggstarconor]

Hebron High is too on the nose

[Lidia Terrazas @LidiaTerrazas]

Pvt. Isabella Gonzales graduated Hebron high school a year ago.

The 19-year-old was killed in action over the weekend after an attack at Muwaffaq Salti Air Base in Jordan.

[björk 182 @postsenjoyer]

for instance, the secretary of state is a cuban

[Conor 🕊 @leggstarconor]

these with the #wallabees 🤫🚬

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I rode the subway today and saw dirt on the platform.

This is Zohran’s New York.

#antisemitism

[Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 @ScottMGreer]

As soon as you join the southern middle class, you’re required to have a Salty Dog Cafe t-shirt

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Really one of the GOAT tweets of this website.

[Telemachus Brand New Day @Ferd_Turgeson]

Credit score going up!!!! #HustleHard

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before