Silly Goose

Yee—and dare I say it, haw

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

Apparently June is scoliosis awareness month as well as pride month, so it's just a great month for people like me who are not straight in any way, shape, or form

[Silly Goose @lewmads]

People will reap what they sow and still not learn the lesson. 🤦

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

oh, to be a child at a wedding witnessing the glory of a chocolate fountain for the first time…life’s all downhill from there….

[project hail devon @saturnyunho]

is that even a question

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[chels @gremlingardener]

dancing around my kitchen in my undies ripping the bong like god intended

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[Silly Goose @lewmads]

Halfway through my @ home Brazilian I’m going to try again tomorrow

[Silly Goose @lewmads]

@astro_jaz Honestly sell all the submissions there were so many cute ones

[Silly Goose @lewmads]

Could have been my period but damn the launch had me BAWLING. Humans did that!

[Silly Goose @lewmads]

Space launch made me cry. Idc why.

[Socialists for Musk @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

[black pepper cracker @__angoose]

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

[onion ring @oniunring]

2 beers in and i start giving credit where its due

[Silly Goose @lewmads]

@DE4DRINGERS John/jane doe typically refers to the sex not gender of the unidentified person so nb terminology generally doesn’t apply