🎃lianna🎃

i’m a ghost with the most, babe

[🎃lianna🎃 @liannaday]

here are 98 dildos photoshopped onto malcolm turnbull

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey man, they’re cursing me forever to sleep on a twin size mattress in somebody’s attic or basement my whole life later, if you wanna stop by

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

Nothingmaxxing

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

I’m in the wedding planning subreddit and this seems like a bit of an overreaction

[margaret qualley’s texas dialect coach @dyk3tte]

saw a dog on a walk carrying around a stuffy that is a picture of himself

[Goudie @Goudie15]

Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

realizing something is out of my control

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

There are photos in my phone that erode my trust and loosen my tether, I call them the mood destructors and they serve no purpose other than to shoot shrapnel directly into my brain upon contact

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[tom_tuna @tom_tuna]

(David Lynch voice) Shawty

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

what if bob dylan weighed 400 pounds

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

last night I had a dream where garfield was australian and he has going around calling odie a "right cunt"

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Jimmy Neutron would probably die young like a great dane

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

when god sings with his creations, would a fat fucking chud not be amongst the choir?

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

i feel like a white dog with shit in its eyes

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

[Spades Slick @SpadesSlickVevo]

troll horn idea

[JP @jpbrammer]

.@realDonaldTrump