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●Pharmacist ●Street Knowledge advocate ■BOMOA VIBANDA JENGA GHOROFA

[dead ball specialist @linus_M_M]

Some people be like having No car, No House, No life assurance and Less than a million in their account. But you might hear them saying “I am going to a vacation”. I always wonder what are you people celebrating at

[#Dr Gudume The PDF Guy 🇹🇿 @Kamnyeso]

Zamani tulidanganywa ukienda makka kwa mali isiyo halali unakufa hukohuko,haurudi mzima

Wenyewe si mnaona huu uongo lakini?🙂‍↕️🙌

[dead ball specialist @linus_M_M]

Champions League, Mzaha sio mzaha

[I AM @francismtey]

Dini ni Hatari Kuliko Shetani Mwenyewe

[Twaha Mwaipaya @Twaha_Mwaipaya]

Tulieni Tanzania MAFUTA bei ipo chini huko Europ mafuta ni Euro 6000 marekani Dollar elfu 8, humu hamna MTU.

[Anna Tibaijuka @AnnaTibaijuka]

Tujitafakari kwa msaada wa SOCRATES wa Tanzania kwa kumsoma na kumsikiliza.
ANAANDIKA ASKOFU BAGONZA

NADHANI TUNAJICHANGANYA?! Au ni Mimi Najichanganya?!

1. SAFARI YA VATICAN

Tungepatana nyumbani kwanza na wawakilishi wa Papa kabla ya kwenda kwa Papa. Tumempiga Padre wake; Tumetengeneza Wakatoliki Vijora; Tunamdhalilisha Kitima, halafu tunaenda kwa Papa. Hatari ipo ya kuambiwa, “Kama hamkumsikiliza Musa na Manabii, hamtaweza kushawishika hata mtu akifufuka”(Luka 16:31). Patana na mshtaki wako kabla ya kwenda kwa Kadhi.

2. MABEBERU:

Tumezoea kuzizodoa nchi za Ulaya kuwa ni mabeberu. Vatican iko Ulaya. Je, Hata Papa ni Beberu? Naye anataka kuchimba Uranium yetu?

3. AMANI YA NCHI

Wizara ya Mambo ya Nje inamuomba Papa aiombee nchi yetu iwe na Amani na Utulivu. Wizara ya Mambo ya Ndani inasema nchi iko salama imetulia. Hawawasiliani? Nani msemaji wa nchi?

4.MARIDHIANO

Wazee wa Chama wanataka Maridhiano. Bunge linasema nchi iko sawa. Tume iko kazini kuchunguza. Nani mkweli? Je kuna ukweli tusioujua hadi tuumulike kwa tochi ya Tume? Je tunataka maridhiano kabla ya ukweli?

5. CHADEMA na CCM

Wapo wanaosema Chadema Imekufa lakini wanaisema kila siku. Huyu ni marehemu mwenye nguvu. Makada wa CCM wanasema CCM tunatamba nayo. Ukiiangalia unaiona ni mfungwa asiye na pingu. Nani zaidi kati ya marehemu anayeishi na aliye hai lakini amekufa?

6. YALIYOTOKEA OKTOBA 29

Siku hii inatusumbua mpaka tunaenda Vatican. Bado kwenda Mecca. Kama waliokufa hawajulikani; waliowaua wanajijua. Dunia inajua makundi yote mawili. Hekima ya WAJALUO inasema, “kuchelewa kwenda kujisaidia, hakuzuii njaa kuuma”. Tukubali: Tuliua, Walikufa; tuombe radhi, tuwajibishane na kusonga mbele.

7. TUNDU LISU

Waliompiga risasi hawajapatikana lakini walioiba michango yake wamekamatwa. Yeye yuko rumande. Mahakama imeenda likizo na haki yake iko likizo. Fikiria daktari akienda kupumzika katikati ya operesheni mgonjwa?!

8. WIZARA YA MAMBO YA NJE

Hii Wizara inaonyesha tuko vitani. Kimsingi ina mawaziri 4: Kombo, Kabudi, Nyalandu na JK. Msiniulize JK ni nani maana mtamuona anatumwa katika masuala magumu nje. Waliobaki 3 na manaibu 2, wanaunda kikosi kazi cha mawaziri wa wizara. Msiniulize nani ni Boss maana Kabudi anaweza kujikuta ni Naibu Waziri. TUNAJIKANYAGA MNO.

9. Taifa likiwa katika mtifuano kama tulio nao, linakuwa kama mgonjwa. Hawezi kwenda kwa daktari akagoma kuvua nguo. Tuvue zote na madaktari watuingizie vidole kila mahali ili kubaini ugonjwa ulipo ndipo tutibiwe.

Wajaluo wakibanwa TEZI DUME husingizia wanaumwa kichwa.
Sasa Wajaluo wa TEZI JIKE hao usiseme!

[dead ball specialist @linus_M_M]

@Abu_Jawaadd @AncientPortions @FSYusuff Actually 3 popes from Africa.
Pope Victor I,
Pope Miltiades, and
Pope Gelasius I.

[somebarry @somebarry]

IJUE BONGO v1.0.2
5070km
05/04/2026

Safari ni burudani.

[利弗森🀄 @livers0n]

no cap, but our generation would've fought back during slavery 😂

[Today In History @historigins]

These are the most iconic interviews ever done.

A thread 🧵

1. When Prince Harry ran to his helicopter during a television interview while serving in Afghanistan (2013)

[#TOTTechs @TOTTechs]

Mmeona mambo ya Forensic Analysis yalivyo. "Examination of audio extracted from the original video"

Larry amechambua bwana 🙌🏻

[Brett Erik @BrettErik]

Follow these to upgrade your timeline:

Markets: @QuasarMarkets
Leadership: @scotchisholm
Options: @SIBOptionPro
Finance: @qmbigbeat
Franchises: @AlexfromFranzy
Business: @theonenicka
Ecopreneur: @ewastematt
Higher-Ed: @lamott
Ecom & Tax: @ChrisPotter361

[Alpha. @Alph__Utd]

Football skills that have been banned, A thread

[John Heche @HecheJohn]

Thank you champ.

[Fortunatus Buyobe @fbuyobe]

Katika miaka ya karibuni tumeshuhudia utitiri wa makanisa yakiota kama uyoga barani Afrika

Wakati sehemu ya makanisa haya yalikuwepo kwa kipindi kirefu huko nyuma, mengi yao ni mapya kabisa na hayajulikani

Uzi👇

KUHANI MLAGHAI

[Zoom Afrika @zoomafrika1]

"If Allah is the creator of all mankind, how come He only speaks Arabic?" ~Maponga Joshua III FoT

[Polycarp The Bibliophile @PolycarpMDM]

Hawa ndio Ma CEO wa Mitandao ya Simu TANZANIA.

1. Vodacom - Philip Besiimire - Uganda
2. Airtel - Charles Kamoto - Malawi
3. Yas - Pierre Canton-Bacara - France
4. Halotel - Nguyen Tien Dung - Vietnam

Tuone Kenya 👇

[ELITE MASCULINE @MasculineM7]

Here are 12 uncomfortable truths about life...

1.

[John kalage 🇹🇿 @kalage_jr]

😅😂

[MOVIE FLOW @majizo_jr]

𝗪𝗮𝘂𝗻𝗴𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗲𝗲𝗵𝗵, 𝗟𝗲𝗼 𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗼 𝗻𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗮 𝗸𝘂𝘄𝗮...

𝗞𝗶𝗹𝗮 𝗘𝗻𝗲𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗮 𝗧𝘇 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝗔𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗶 & 𝗠𝗮𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝘆𝗮𝗸𝗲,

𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗸𝗶 𝗠𝗮𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝘆𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗺𝘂 𝗺𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘅2 𝘇𝗮 𝗧𝘇,

𝗦𝗵𝘂𝗸𝗮 𝗻𝗮 𝗨𝘇𝗶 ⤵️