Liz

Bleeding-heart liberal. Crafty bitch. Stay-at-home mom of three. Wiping butts and noses since 2007. She/her.

[Liz @lizinprogress]

@ReignOfApril Sometimes the lip syncing annoys me, but she has so much confidence and swagger that I'm loving it regardless.

[Liz @lizinprogress]

Okay but where's Tom Holland? #umbrella

[Liz @lizinprogress]

I generally have no strong feelings on Rhianna one way or another, but I'm digging this show and her absolute boss energy.

[Liz @lizinprogress]

@Luvvie And my eyes are still drawn to her! Gorgeously staged and choreographed.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

So true

[Brock Skretting @brockskretting]

“I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.’”
— Kurt Vonnegut

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[Liz @lizinprogress]

@hellodarnell How thrilling!!!! Huge congrats to your son. I can feel the way your heart is bursting with pride. What a joy to see our kids succeed. ❤️❤️❤️

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

As disgusting as this is, it should be used in every Democratic ad between now and 2024.

The Republican Party, where being gay is worse than being a mass murderer.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

You don't have to reply to him.
You don't have to quote him.
You don't have to interact.
You don't have to give him free PR.
You can block and mute.

Live your life. Follow people who make your life better.

[Liz @lizinprogress]

Dayenu?

[katie spalding @supermathskid]

Elon Musk may have lost $44 billion on this deal and ruined in record time a website that thousands rely on for their material existence, but he also got like, 24 dollars from verification applications, so it's impossible to say if he's a good businessman or not,

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

I will never, ever tire of this clip. And if you see it, you know what to do.

[Liz @lizinprogress]

I think I will miss @darth most of all.

[Liz @lizinprogress]

@Chasten 😭😭😭😭😭

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Yeah, that's why people believe Nancy Pelosi is eating babies under a pizza shop. We've been through this, and it ends with you excusing the guy who acts out on it.

[Liz @lizinprogress]

@JohnathanPerk Oh no, sending wishes for a speedy recovery to your mom! I'm glad she has you (and the hounds!) to take care of her. ❤️

[Rachel Sklar @rachelsklar]

Good headline.