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bands are over but tweeting is forever

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talking to a hot person is so funny because you both just have to pretend like they're normal. like you're in a little play

[brian @brianonhere]

i have this theory that a lot of progressive and socialist hate of democrats is due to being alive and conscious at any point during the last 20 years

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@sama

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[bluecheck poster commenting on a news story about the US eating shit on the world stage]: was the crink there

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

"Non-citizens don't get due process" without due process there are no citizens, you are whatever the closest ICE agent says you are.

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

Fitness just became accessible

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

It takes strength to be gentle and kind you stupid fucking idiot

[“paula” @paularambles]

scrolling the feed rn

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for any purpose other than novelty this is a failure at the task—if it cost money to do this any customer would demand a more meaningful result with a real identifiable relationship to the people in the photo, which gpt is not capable of producing reliably!

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Ghibli characters look idiosyncratic and interesting, but gpt isn't capable of understanding the underlying purpose of what it's being asked to do here so instead of the real people in the photo you just get a couple who've got the same clothes and kiiind of the same hair color

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

tremendous alpha right now in sending your wife photos of yall converted to studio ghibli anime

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

The Irish have a truly unparalleled commitment to hating. I asked my uncle Paul why he hasn’t spoken to his brother Sean in 20 yrs and his only reply was “Because he’s a shite!” So I asked my cousins for more details and they were like “yeah he just can’t fucking stand the guy”

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

wow thank you for telling me the movie was a “flop.” didn’t know this. as a person who enjoys art based on how much money it makes, this is important information. kiss me on the mouth

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

*receives an email asking me to do something that’s well within my job description

[ً @miuima]

vogue china oct 2023

[wham, bam hey it's sam @loudlikeplaid]

@baileylikemovie it reminded me a little of the bathroom scene in Nice Guys where Gosling has to open the stall door while trying to smoke, hold a gun on Crowe, and pull up his pants at the same time, the same feeling of damn ok this guy has it in ways I was not previously aware of

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Our campaign raised nearly $845,000 this filing period.

We did it from 10,988 individual donors across almost every NYC zip code. And with $500,000+ matching eligible, we expect another $4+ million next month.

We have the movement, the momentum and the money to win.

[emily @cicadaxxseason]

i didn’t really enjoy the last recession if we’re being real

[pride and prejudice archive @pandparchive]

the official pride & prejudice 20th anniversary re-release trailer. returning to cinemas on april 20.

[Elizabeth says join DSA 🌹🚌 @MissCherryPi]

There is zero tolerance for acts of vandalism against the East India Company. Dumping tea into the harbor is wrong. Period. All Bostonians should condemn it.