Mattastic

•Semi Professional Dog Petter•

[Mattastic @mactx85]

Nice try girl with a great job and is mentally stable...
Hello crazy chick with anger issues and a knife collection.

[Mattastic @mactx85]

@CaliGolf75 @brianmctaggart I grew up in PG but moved away for school and never came back. My folks still live in PG and I was so disappointed when I heard Swinging Door was shutting down and would be no more.

[Mattastic @mactx85]

@marklewismd 🧢 As someone who’s met you in person dozens of times, there is no photoshop needed for the resemblance to be uncanny.

[Mattastic @mactx85]

@united not honoring United Club passes across all terminals at ORD?!? #unitedairlines #unitedclub

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@marklewismd

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@BubblesnBooze Probably the hat…

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@gilbert36ward The soon-to-be constituents of 36th ward in east village need an alderman who will help get a designated dog park in the neighborhood. Would you be open to meeting with our group and discussing?

[Mattastic @mactx85]

@PatMcAfeeShow @BostonConnr Congratulations on the Bud Light deal boys! You deserve it!
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[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

NAILED IT @BostonConnr 💦

◾️15 $500 WINNERS 💸💸
◾️5 merches
◾️1 neon Bud Light sign

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[gⓗⓓ @GingerHotDish]

My dog and I talked and we agree that you’re being an idiot.

[Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138]

People who say they look terrible in photos :

Don't worry, you look pretty bad in real life, too.

[Stap the Mattness @Stap_Jr]

Rolling up the sleeves on my pajamas when a work email comes in after 6pm.

[WittySassBasket™ @WittySassBasket]

Bitch, stop calling yourself a diva. You drive a minivan.

[Mattastic @mactx85]

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[Mattastic @mactx85]

@marklewismd The feeling is very mutual doc… rest assured you make a difference in every patient that is lucky enough to be under your care.

[Benny 'Fire & Air' Rollins @citizenkawala]

American schools are more dangerous than schools in Afghanistan.

Let that sink in.

[Kim Mangone’s Spirit @KimMangone]

Retweet if you want to see Beto O’Rourke crush Greg Abbott

[Mattastic @mactx85]

Thanks to all the boys tonight for putting on such a good show!

#PMSDraftSpectacularDay125k
#PMSSeatGeekSpectacular

[Mattastic @mactx85]

📌 #PMSFanDuelDraftSpectacular
📌820 Peanut M&M's
📌@DariusJButler you were awesome in studio tonight man!
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