Stephanie Tracy

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.

[Melissa Robinson @81Fil]

All the girls who die for a zero Figure.. Remember 'Real Men go for Curves....Only dogs go for Bones' ENJOY.. !!

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

9 months before I was born, I went to a party with my dad.... But left with my mom.

[Helen McPherson @mberenis1]

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

[Stephanie Tracy @MegaZhin]

Those girls on "My Super Sweet 16" that get pissed when daddy buys them the wrong car. B*tch, I don't even have a bike.

[Stephanie Tracy @MegaZhin]

The rewards for ambition in most countries are High Taxes.

[Margaret Velazquez @irakliybelchen1]

You can always tell how old a movie is based on what cell phone they are using.

[Stephanie Tracy @MegaZhin]

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

[Stephanie Tracy @MegaZhin]

I want to name my 3 kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete, that way If they screw up, I will just hit them all at once.

[Stephanie Tracy @MegaZhin]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

[Josefina Hammond @saychulin]

If bartenders can't serve drunk people, then how come McDonalds can serve fat people?

[Stephanie Tracy @MegaZhin]

I'll take a McAnything please.

[Stephanie Tracy @MegaZhin]

Volleyball is just a more intense version of don't let the balloon hit the floor.

[Stephanie Tracy @MegaZhin]

What a wifey understands, a hoe could NEVER comprehend.

[Florence Barnett @KiriakLady]

There are two kinds of bitches who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

[Stephanie Tracy @MegaZhin]

I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?

[Madeline Salazar @jykparmiq1]

Respect my elders? I respect whoever respects me, regardless of age.

[Donna Walker @81Brokha]

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.