meg

{she/her} | leftist | NOLA

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Fool me Once Shame on Me Fool Me Twice Shame on Me Fool Me Three Times Shame on Me Fool me Four Times You Are Taking Advantage of My Nature

[kart @kiluhz]

when people dont think how i do i get really angry like maybe a monkey would

[J🦑🌅 @SumerianEunuch]

#YouHaveNoIdeaWhatsComing

[Someone Woke Named Tygget (he/they) @Tygget]

Button with tremendous impact and power

[jazyn @notjasond100]

blexis, blansas, blorida, and blouisiana was promised to me 3000 years ago.

[chonce⁷ manic pixie woke fujo @SuperCupcakez]

me rn tbh

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Being raised by wolves doesn't seem too bad. You bring home a report card and your mother just has no idea what it is or what it says and she's just kind of scratching at it

[Hugo @HugoMashburn115]

Oysters when they want to make a pearl

[🪽P E C🪽 @AngelicImmunity]

Im nonbinary because im half female (favourite colour is pink, artistic hobbies) and half male (narcissistic, likes calling things gay)

[millgirl @rmalldg]

Iroquoian-Vietnamese names have a certain Genessee Quan

[red @chimplyred]

i love grabbing stuff with my feet it makes me feel so connected to my primate family

[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

Aaron Rodgers would fall in love with Elizabeth Holmes in thirty seconds.

[HELLO @FULCiBABY]

For real never kill your self

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

looking at peoples outfits at the train station to learn from them. big jeans, baby tee, cute little jacket. i dont have a cute little jacket. i dont have anything

[josh 📈 @oldviennalager]

didn't know "Bandicoot" was a real animal. thought the beautiful boys at Sony just made it up

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Babe take a look at this. There came into a certain shop a famed chanteuse desirous of purchasing a mechanical Bird, yet the shopkeep, deeming her of graceless bearing and humble station, would not suffer the clockwork creature to pass into her possession

[chloe star @snowiecone]

i hear rack city is beautiful this time of year

[meg @meghumpert]

@spannmol delta flight, unfortunately

[meg @meghumpert]

when the expensive thing is actually better it sucks so so bad!!! It’s actually supposed to have a marginal difference and be a status signifier, I’m not actually suppose to suffer for budgeting!!! what!!!!!

[meg @meghumpert]

@cheech_mageech Lore?