Fla Boi 🇲🇽🇺🇲

Progressive. Blue collar.
Panthers | Hornets | Orioles | The U

[Fla Boi 🇲🇽🇺🇲 @mi37073]

Hijo de dos patrias

[Chris Low @Clowfb]

Remember when Reggie Bush once had to forfeit the Heisman Trophy for accepting improper benefits from agents (a rent-free home) and USC had to vacate a national title?

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

[Fla Boi 🇲🇽🇺🇲 @mi37073]

@elsathora Add hot sauce or buffalo sauce and it completely changes the game

[Fla Boi 🇲🇽🇺🇲 @mi37073]

@Mochahontiss @femalepencil Probably not technologically literate when they asked me to join WhatsApp I said yeah I'm not doing that

[Fla Boi 🇲🇽🇺🇲 @mi37073]

@Mochahontiss @femalepencil This is hilarious my job uses it for group messages for all the uppers

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

My TL

[Hoosier Captain @hoosier_captain]

Basically my timeline the last 2 days

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The best part of the World Cup so far is seeing America through the eyes of soccer tourists coming here for the first time

[Arthur Boreman (yes, that Arthur Boreman) @ArthurBoreman]

Brits in England: “This is the worst world cup ever!”

Germans driving a Mustang through Georgia with the top down to a game: “🎶AND I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE!!!🎶”

[Fla Boi 🇲🇽🇺🇲 @mi37073]

@_TheLongOne_ @Bill_Dance1

[Thack Sparrow @_TheLongOne_]

“Sir, Germans have crossed the border and are advancing on Chattanooga”

[Michael Kasper @KasperStats]

i'm not kidding, the US travel/tourism board (whatever that is at a Federal level lol) should sponsor the rest of that German guy's trip through the US, dude is doing insanely good PR for the South

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

there’s a German guy named Freddy here for the World Cup

as far as I can tell his meals on Monday were:

Waffle House at 1 AM
Wendy’s for lunch
Chili’s for dinner & NBA Finals Game 3

little does he know he just earned his citizenship, that was the secret meal combo to unlock it

[Denzell @Denzell_Of_NSH]

Spain is experiencing Chattanooga, TN.

Argentina is in Auburn, Alabama.

Germans are eating Waffle House.

Brits are still complaining.

This World Cup has been amazing and it hasn’t even started yet.

[Plies @plies]

Don’t Be Mad At Him Now That He Called U Low IQ… U Been Out Here Championing & Tap Dancing For Him This Whole Time!!!! Y’all Run Behind Them White Boyz Until They Publicly Let The World Know How They Really Feel About U. I’m Glad He Publicly Embarrassed U You Deserved It!! 🤡

[Plies @plies]

He ONLY Wanted The POWER That Came With The Presidency. Not The Responsibility!!!!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lieu: The president is not well. He has tremendous difficulty staying awake on the job. He has repeatedly fallen asleep at Cabinet meetings, at White House events, at a Memorial Day ceremony, and most recently at a very loud NBA game last night.

The White House needs to explain why Donald Trump keeps going to the hospital and taking cognitive tests.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

First loss since April 23 for the Knicks. Everything that musty bitch touches with his sausage fingers turns to shit.

[Seed Oil Sommelier @HamasCEO]

His granddaughter looks like Clavicular

[P💗 @BAULAPARRANTES]

It’s moving day @spencerpratt