Bernoulli's Ghost

RAF Veteran. Engineer. Comedy fan.

I notice things

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@Simple_john1 Probably used to swim a lot when younger, age and weight caught up with her, swimming in a moving ocean is a lot harder than swimming down the local lido.

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@Simple_john1 My Window Cleaner is a JW he charges a fortune. He is also my Father in Law

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@DefiantLs None of you have apologised for using cutlery like savages

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@DefiantLs American handling a weapon like their do their cutlery.

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@washghost1 In the UK we had a magazine called Exchange and Mart and i couldn't take a shit without having a copy.

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@Mindspore @DefiantLs Some of us Handle Weapons perfectly well ! And our cutlery skills are refined. Meanwhile .......

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@Simple_john1 Its things like Northern Soul and Rugby League that make the North a laughing stock to be honest.

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@Robbie_Reasons They will all be hoping for a couple of chancers, new battle honours are hard to come by.

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@Simple_john1 @trussliz Fucking state of it

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@jamesinsurrey Out of town obviously.

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@Tilly_TeaCup Politicians should be absent. The King should lay a wreath on behalf of the nation and leave it at that.

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@Tilly_TeaCup Was it a Walt fest again ?

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@Simple_john1 Eggs are tricky on my palate - it rejects them. Its a shame because a lot of dishes look great with eggs but i cannot tolerate the smell, taste and texture.

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@nialljclarke Toilets downstairs I presume ?

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@Simple_john1 There's always one at any Remembrance service - so I'm told. I don't go to them. My bug bear is the lads who served and exaggerate their service. We call them Bloaters.

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@coinstronauts @Babygravy9 Yes. Correct.

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@fesshole I buy expensive films on other peoples amazon Prime accounts. AND I've been known to mess with their YouTube algorithm.

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@TonyLapidus The Mossad blink ! Nailed it !