Miles

I only use Twitter to follow pro wrestling and I’m tired of pretending otherwise

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Chickens when cars don’t let them cross the road

[Wade 'n Tarnation 🤠🚂 @watn_tarnation]

They just created 1,000,000 strawberry poptarts

[Miles @miles_noecker]

@lizzyflanagan Need them to purge all these meaningless mid card belts asap but they just keep bringing in new ones

[Miles @miles_noecker]

@TrevorDame I’ve been loving Mox’s direction since losing the title but I definitely want to see at least some of the Death Riders turn on him to cement the turn. He doesn’t need to change much as a character for his followers to lose faith in him.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about working at the car wash

[ཊལབསརངཧ @David_Rudnick]

technically we all Appear On Top Of A Sphere every day, and thats beautiful to me

[Vin @WhoisVindictive]

OMG TIFFANY 😭

[evan🦉 @rainstormblue]

film people always talk like: “just watched paris texas (1984) with my boyfriend (2002) before we leave for christmas (2025). we’re flying to america (1776) to stay with his mother (1974). can’t wait for the new year (2026) my new year’s resolution is to run a marathon (490 BC)!”

[CarterNixon @CarterNixon]

Funniest thing about trump and Epstein being close isn’t just that they were friends it’s that it is the only evidence we have of him having any friends at all. His only friend ever was this guy lol

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

imagine hitting the McCartney and simply having a wonderful Christmas time

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

shooting a gun in the air to get everyone's attention then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

I wasn’t sold on Robert Pattinson as an actor until I saw him in The King. He delivered the worst Fr*nch accent ever caught on screen and every inflection is glorious in its hilarity

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

gave us one of the funniest scenes of all time. RIP to the king

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.

[David Freedlander @freedlander]

Just unusual behavior from someone who only last week was awarded the FIFA Peace Prize

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Marty Supreme is actually the name of the doctor. Timothée Chalamet is Marty Supreme’s Monster.

[📜 @elioandoliverse]

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[h. • michelle pfeiffer emmy campaign manager @samdrabuIok]

jane fonda remaking nicole kidman’s amc ad to mock the warner bros. merger is *pure cinema* 🤌🏻