johnny bucksaplenty

defund the police

[tre @losingmytop]

I hate when you can tell that the woman in the DoorDash couple be getting beat on

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Best video I've seen in my life and it's not even close

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) @FICMBondTrader]

“And… and… *sniff* .. she took out her massive cannons .. and told me to suck her toes instead of my fish face wife’s” https://t.co/MpsWb7hdP6

[Ryan Day is a War Criminal @FlowsAndolini]

You will be held accountable before God Almighty for this tweet

[F Train Freddy @FtrainFreddy]

Nice argument, but it’s too late. I’ve already depicted myself as the calm under pressure, stoic, and suave groundhog while you are the cowering and fearful groundhog

[Tarence Ray @tarenceray]

Lol

[Fluka Magic @FlukaMagic]

Jayson Tatum if Kobe visited him in a dream

[doomer @uncledoomer]

hate to say it but beast mode

[Jake Romm @jake_romm]

what you have to understand about lindsey graham is that he is actively trying to go to hell because that's where he thinks all the gay guys are

[René @schizohustler]

the trick as a man is to live close enough to suicidal despair to be funny but not close enough to actually do it

[johnny bucksaplenty @mistersmallmeat]

@rootemperature 😐

[Marcus PorkChop Beckham Jr. @bigmarcusbbq]

What if mask off by future was like “Kirkocet, Charlie Kirkocet”

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.

[sanstitre (commissions closed) @sanstitre2000]

The monkey paw curls

[Ian @IceColdHiggins]

Streets saying Jamarr had a Jalen Hurts game

[Leroy @deadbeatregular]

Men should be working 80 hour weeks of manual labor in grueling conditions. No unions. No OSHA. Just pure testosterone and work ethic. Our bodies and minds belong to the company.

Not me though, I make social media content.

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

It's hard to take a political movement seriously when they have the same reaction to one of their leaders being murdered as they do to Uncle Ben's Rice changing its packaging.