Monica

Roast me:

[Monica @monicaeyebee]

@chowtato Cheers to an open (soft serve) mind and many silky/creamy/rich soft serves in your future! 🔮

[Monica @monicaeyebee]

@hthieblot StumbleUpon <3

[Monica @monicaeyebee]

@alexandr_wang @scale_AI 🫶

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad

[Monica @monicaeyebee]

@AdrienLE lol

[Monica @monicaeyebee]

@akshat_b @scale_AI 🥹🥹🥹

[Monica @monicaeyebee]

@rauchg @vercel @alexandr_wang @daniel_levine @rickyrauch ricky!! 👏🐐

[marina @bloodmajicks]

you’re latina? name the tres leches

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

One of life’s great pleasures is taking long walks & reporting the little things you saw to the people you love in excruciating detail

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

A cheat code for having a good day is helping someone else have a good day, this also works for weeks, months, years

[Monica @monicaeyebee]

@craigzLiszt amen. hi craig 👋

[garshmo @garshmo]

You can fuck up big time letting someone know you have a printer

[尺乇ᐯ @revivemeqt]

date someone you have fun at a grocery store with

[Monica @monicaeyebee]

@jonathanarn_ @jennyFTB_

[erika @yeeeerika]

can someone very gently explain everything to me

[trash jones @jzux]

tax season is gonna kill me this year. i’m getting 1099s from motherfuckers who shouldn’t even know I exist

[Fenty's mom @queen_ofthehi11]

You could fit an entire universe between 3:30-5pm on a Friday

[mis 🌻 @jamisaaa]

marrying someone very funny is on my list. I have to laugh, we have to laugh.