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@a16z This chart shows all the jobs a data center brings. All 9 of them

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@souljagoyteller @stacycay Wearing funeral clothing to a funeral is a joke?

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@trustbustingfan 3 years. From the beginning of 2023 to the end of 2025

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@bannedcarp It happening while he's in office is too kind of a reality for the one we live in

It happening on camera at this point is just being greedy

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Neoliberals like Jeremiah's entire worldview, entire identity is that they are smarter than you. He sees it as

You, an idiot: AI is bad, therefore AI data centers are bad

Jeremiah, a genius: Wait, the internet is made of data. Internet is good, therefore data centers good

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@burkebythelake Data centers are tremendously useful in hundreds of very obvious ways. Do you like online banking? Doordash? Email? WhatsApp? YouTube? Checking medical records online? Video calls with grandma? Congrats, you're a data center user.

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@drewpusateri Translation: We were going to cause immense harm by rushing a data center buildout for a product we said would make everyone unemployed. After getting public pressure, we're trying to make it better and are upset people aren't applauding us

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@Der_Kernel_ Is there any reporting on how Starfield was received internally? I’d guess it’s sales metrics were adequate but below projections. I’m guessing critical reception was much lower than they expected

Does MS leadership consider Starfield a success?

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@RMac18 In this case it would be “you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become the hero”

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@DaveRunta Don’t be a rube

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@WajahatAli Give it a week and he'll fall back on the key Democratic promise: "access to" moratoriums

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@heskelbalas Chinese manufacturing TikToks are all fun and games until they break out the blackface

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@katienotopoulos All valid

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@DOWResponse @SecWar i read the tweet and watched the stupid video and still don't know what "a triple c" means

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@willmenaker I didn't even need to scroll down past the gif to know this was gonna be our girl

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@marcorandazza I imagine he’s really psyched about playing a game like a Pokémon trainer you walk past.

You must be ready to battle at a moment’s notice. At your grandmother’s funeral? Great time to battle. Witnessing the birth of your child? Battle time. Being deposed for a felony? Battle

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@C_Sommerfeldt You are not a journalist. At best you are a stenographer. In reality you are a propagandist

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@edzitron Burger King CEO: “it’s not improbable that I will lose our entire store of hamburgers and ability to produce any more. Yes I still deserve to be paid more than any other employee by a factor of 100x”

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@HunterBiden @ryangrim @actingliketommy If?! He already did

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@JoshQuenneville @OchosPantalones @MattZeitlin “Chat, what would Bourdain say if he was in Trainspotting?”

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@emm0sh @poppy_haze Engaging vs confusing odds always the toughest choice to make