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thinking about righting a book

[s @monseans]

if Stephenie Meyer had written twilight ten years later, Seth Clearwater would have been gay

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

a real lover has entered the chat 👇

[rachel yara @bugposting]

if you think that discussions about feminism are more omnipresent and formative in young men’s lives than the misogyny that saturates the air they breathe, youve got straight up marmalade for brains

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Me when they play Just Like Heaven by The Cure at the grocery store

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Winning a game of chess: I am a being of pure logic… pure rationale… I should try out for Mensa… I should call the pentagon and see if they need my services…

Losing a game of chess: This game is essentially a toy. Oooo I moved my horsey. The one with the pointy hat goes eoou

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

ぼくは強くなりすぎてしまった…

I have become too strong…

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

love beginning my feedback, ��this is an odd essay, [student name]” when I know theyve used chatgpt. passive aggressive kings stay pedagogically strong

[maya ✡︎ ☭ @spdersfromarss]

imagine being on twitter when this happened

[s @monseans]

went to the local big lots today to see what kind of store-closing sales they’re having and came upon this container of green slop on an aisle endcap

[s @monseans]

“looks like about the right size for me”

[s @monseans]

I fear Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel are the closest real-life analogue that we have to Lila and Lenú from My Brilliant Friend

[s @monseans]

henceforth this is a “savory s’more”

[s @monseans]

anyone else feeling really miserable and depressed and no motivation

[s @monseans]

his pen

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Joker in my 7th grade class giving a presentation) Thus, the Jazz Age didn't kill Jay Gatsby. Therefore, it made him stranger

Me (needing to adhere to the No Child Left Behind act): Awesome, Thank you Joker .

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Thinkin about chocolate chip cookies #ILoveToEatThem

[s @monseans]

girl the storm

[Gov. Bill Lee @GovBillLee]

I’m proud to proclaim today, September 27, as a voluntary Day of Prayer & Fasting across the Volunteer State.

Maria & I invite all Tennesseans to join us as we humble ourselves before the Lord, seek His wisdom, & ask for continued grace & favor over TN & her people.

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Dearest, with this better stationery let us also start a better life.

Franz Kafka, 1912.

[jos @josiahhughes]

haven't listened to mj lenderman but he seems like when your friend's little brother has a sudden growth spurt and looks like an adult but still acts super quiet around you