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@BeardedGenius Funniest tweet of the night

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@dtaylor5633 Rest assured if the council did take the strimmers to it she'd be on here whinging about them #SNPBaaaad

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@thecentretunnel @FootballArchive 2 absolutely cracking kits #adidas

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@naebD @iclare1 Some breaking strain on that belt...

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@gavmacn

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@gavmacn @WingsScotland I had a tasty bit of Caesar's with bacon in a wrap for my lunch - heavenly!

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@WingsScotland I'm not convinced it's the real Basil Brush either

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@MajorMcBloodnok

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@peterkwilson @PeoplesMomentum @labour @BBCNews Don't worry, I'm sure the BBC's top investigative reporters will be right on it *coughs*

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@AberJohnny Have they got an arsehole councillor making stuff up over there too?

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@WingsScotland JDB looking the absolute spit of my grandad after a do at the bowling club

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@WingsScotland Statesmanlike AF

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@joeheenan

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@WingsScotland Checked on Amazon, really surprised to see the usual suspects haven't given it the mandatory fake 5 star reviews....yet

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@WildernessPeace @WingsScotland ...and utterly predictable

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@NivenJ1 A Man Needs A Mermaid

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@ScotsFootyCards @BeyondTLM Wow, only 5 years after they went defunct?

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@undertheraedar @sdstrowes @natlibscotmaps Thanks, that's my Sunday out the window now

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@NiceConvos @DouglasDaniel @Daily_Record The Record now clearly not giving a toss that they're haemorrhaging readers

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@FairliePhil @theSNP The torn pus on the Tory there, superb!