mopman

chaotic good hacker of computers who adheres to the common stereotypes of people who are hackers of computers. Once-MD of ; DROP TABLE "Companies"; Ltd

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please don't call me a beta male, i am at least a release candidate

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@vxunderground I'll buy you a beer if you give me the archive password

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@thedawgyg Fair play. If anything that seems like it should be harder to get past though 😂

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@blackroomsec Aw, but I wanted to evaluate Anthropics claims about the new models cyber capabil...

Oh wait. Hrm. :thinking:

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@moving_charlie @MrLParker @stuartshakesby @JeffBezos Don't you have a lovely home office yourself? 🤔 You seem fairly productive to me

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@InsiderPhD I hope the event registration is an MS access db with a mail merge

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@CaptainSteak @Noahpinion TBF central air is a pain in the ass in this country. What am I going to do, live with ducts hanging everywhere like I'm in a warehouse someone converted into a wework?

Why we have those stupid portable units and not splits though I dunno

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Americans always claim we don't have free press in the UK but if we had the ability to suppress speech why would anyone allow the daily mail to exist

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@FreakingP76594 @intrnet4ngel @yesto3rrishuman @gunoed You may need to re-read the gospels

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@AlexANCHORMANDN Speak for yourself when I do it I am summoning actual demons to harm my target

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@AndyBurnhamGM @ArchRose90 DROP THE STRAVA ANDY

Next it'll turn out you're pretending to do tempo runs and just cruising in zone two

You just can't trust politicians these days 😡 😂

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@UK_Daniel_Card There's something kind of beautiful about a violent criminal who went to jail for illegally entering a country yapping about how violent all the people illegally entering countries are. I mean, he does have first hand experience 😂

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Something about politicians running breaks people's brains. They did this with Corbyn too, when the idea that he ran 20 miles a week (a pretty small mileage) sent them into a disbelieving rage

You know you guys can run too right, it's free, you just go outside and do it

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@hrkrshnn The real wtf level is when Claude convinces you a bug is real, you talk yourself out of the psychosis, and then the bug is actually real (my week this week)

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@NewAgeRetroNerd Java but you tell people it's Haskell

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@Alph4betSoup Cybersecurity makes me miss cigarettes

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These are things Americans actually believe

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My wife used to work at a UK bank and said her coworkers used to flag accounts with a couple thousands in them….

These people are broke asf😭

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April showers bring May ice mortars smashing shit out of your car roof

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@IceSolst @snyksec Wait 99 billion *what* was leaked?

Did I miss a story 😂

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@SoVeryBritish Is a Pegasus a bird