ℳίrαn∂α ℒynn♡

drink champagne for breakfast 🍾🥂

[Jeff @TheFantasyEng]

Unpopular opinion: New Year's Eve is the worst night of the year to go out.

[ℳίrαn∂α ℒynn♡ @morrislynn12]

I just entered to win an awesome prize! https://t.co/6zClCHPiFM

[evermore lyrics bot @evermorebot]

long story short, i survived

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It never would have been possible to go back & remake my previous work, uncovering lost art & forgotten gems along the way if you hadn’t emboldened me. Red is about to be mine again, but it has always been ours. Now we begin again. Red (my version) is out

https://t.co/ZUAWDuv4jL

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

I think that was the greatest teaser trailer of all time? #TheBachelorette

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

SORRY i can’t hangout, my HOT, EMPLOYED, RESPECTFUL boyfriend is coming over and he has FLOWERS and WORDS OF AFFIRMATION for me!!!

[Back to Bachelor @BackToBachelor]

Katie’s story resonates. I hate that it hits home but it does. And I hate that many viewers are going to find it relatable. I hate how normalized rape culture is.

Proud of Katie for sharing. Society needs to do better.

#TheBachelorette

[Lily Pink @lilypink156]

Karl is a very good motivational speaker. He’s motivating me to mute the tvs when he speaks #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[the bachelor & bitchelor 🌹 @acceptedrose]

The ghost of Chris Harrison is trying to murder the contestants #TheBachelorette

[ℳίrαn∂α ℒynn♡ @morrislynn12]

I just entered to win an awesome prize! https://t.co/Fveo85NY8U

[ℳίrαn∂α ℒynn♡ @morrislynn12]

7 years later & I am now his mama, funny how life works itself out 🙃😺

[ℳίrαn∂α ℒynn♡ @morrislynn12]

Not only do I not like cats but I'm slightly allergic and this fricken cat won't leave me alone! #dying 😩🐱🔫

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

Me doing laundry: “ugh I have too many clothes”

5 minutes later: *orders more clothes online*

[🛴 @being_lowkey0]

Cousin friendships are a big flex.

[ℳίrαn∂α ℒynn♡ @morrislynn12]

@MeghanHerron Hahaha a hill you will die on 🤣

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

hi yes I’d like more screen time for Abigail and less for MJ thank you

#TheBachelor  #Bachelor

[Meghan Rienks @meghanrienks]

Holy fuck being an American is EMBARZZING

[ℳίrαn∂α ℒynn♡ @morrislynn12]

@AlyssaBestul 100% 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[ℳίrαn∂α ℒynn♡ @morrislynn12]

She’s not a business firing someone for their beliefs. She is finding someone to spend the rest of her life with. It’s misalignment, not discrimination. 🙄 #TheBachelorette

[mdtoorder 🇺🇦 🌻🇺🇸 @mdtoorder]

Wait, lack of religion is what's ditching #Ivan right now? Or a different religion? That's #Atheist discrimination, but I guess I should be used to it by now. #Bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #PracticallyPerfectInEveryWay