Christopher Baptiste♟

Genius

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Crystal Palace, Champions of Europe ❤️💙

[Christopher Baptiste♟ @mrcbaptista]

@ChiamakaAFC Noni

[bald 🇪🇺🏆🏆🏆 @palarsebald]

Things that have happened since Brighton last won at Selhurst:

- The entire Palace squad from that fixture has left the club, and six of them have retired

- The Queen of England died

- COVID hit

- 2 national lockdowns

- Russia invaded Ukraine

- Abramovic sold Chelsea

- John Textor has since bought and also sold shares in Palace

- Palace signed Ebere Eze & Michael Olise

- Palace won the FA cup and community shield

- Palace sold Ebere Eze & Michael Olise

- Michael Olise won the Bundesliga and got nominated for the Ballon d’Or

- Sheffield United got promoted, relegated, promoted and then relegated again

- Luton got promoted from League One to the Premier League, beat Brighton 4-0, then got relegated back down to League One

- Palace have beaten Millwall 3 times

- Willian has signed for Fulham 3 times

- The AI boom

- Liverpool won the champions league and the PL twice

- Lionel Messi won the Copa America, the World Cup, and another 3 ballon d’ors

- Roy Hodgson left Palace 3 times

- Watford have had 14 managers

- Leicester won the FA Cup, got relegated, got promoted and got relegated again

- Southampton lost 9-0 twice

- Vincent Kompany won the league, retired, got Burnley promoted on 101 points, got them relegated, left for Bayern & won the Bundesliga

- Elon Musk bought Twitter

- OceanGate submarine imploded

- Apple have released 8 new iPhones

- Brighton have won 0 (zero) trophies

[Christopher Baptiste♟ @mrcbaptista]

@Stonedpipez If you like them you should have put a RING on it!

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

I’ve gone 1 month without M&S cookies 🎉

[Has Ahmed @HasAhmed_]

It now costs 6% more daily to travel on TfL than it did in 2025 and 35% more since 2021

Another fact: TfL is the most expensive transport system in the world.

[Christopher Baptiste♟ @mrcbaptista]

@tobyasky Tyriq Mitchell!

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@RisingStarXI Ramon and Kerlon

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@RisingStarXI Fabio Paim

[Jade Francomb @jadefrancomb]

Microwaves be like: here is your hot plate of cold rice....

[Christopher Baptiste♟ @mrcbaptista]

@ihatethiskid Anyone else get light headed 👀

[Christopher Baptiste♟ @mrcbaptista]

@clintoptions $SPY

[Christopher Baptiste♟ @mrcbaptista]

@BayernSpace Glint just beat Man City, does that mean the same re the prem?

[Christopher Baptiste♟ @mrcbaptista]

@antmillionsbot Yeah!

[Christopher Baptiste♟ @mrcbaptista]

What has gradually disappeared over the last ten years without people really noticing?

[Christopher Baptiste♟ @mrcbaptista]

@Lunwi67 Thank you!

[Christopher Baptiste♟ @mrcbaptista]

@AW_CPFC Sarr can also play upfront!

[Christopher Baptiste♟ @mrcbaptista]

@2147mill Yes

[Christopher Baptiste♟ @mrcbaptista]

@UncannyKam Ant-Man!

[Christopher Baptiste♟ @mrcbaptista]

@Pergggggg Why is he wearing her shorts?