Martin Schinz

Software Developer

[Martin Schinz @mschinz]

@sw17ch Ariadne

[Matt Howlett @matt_howlett]

exactly once processing with @apachekafka is now v close to being a reality for non-java developers! @edenhillm has nearly completed producer transactions in librdkafka (final piece of puzzle). I couldn't wait- just added support to C# and took for a spin: https://t.co/kmnajbUOZZ

[Kelly Sommers @kellabyte]

TequilaDB is a great idea because nobody will remember the data loss the next morning.

[Martin Schinz @mschinz]

@holytshirt lenovo carbon x-1 running linux

[Martin Schinz @mschinz]

@MaximRouiller @shanselman basically politics

[Kelly Sommers @kellabyte]

I’m growing into the age of my original mentors in the industry. I’ve realized my opinions are:

I like SQL and RDBMS’s again. I don’t want ARM on desktops or pro laptops (Air style laptops sure). Don’t like serverless and I don’t like 15,000 micro services.

I’ve become crusty.

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"The opposite of DRY would be WET (Write Everything Twice or We Enjoy Typing)." – The Pragmatic Programmers

[jordwalke @jordwalke]

Hard programming environments make strong programmers.
Strong programmers make great developer tools.
Great developer tools make weak programmers.
Weak programmers make hard programming environments.
🔁

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

Just a reminder, I have a podcast and it's lovely if I do say so myself. There's over 710 shows and the last 500 have been particularly good. ;) You can help me by telling your friends, coworkers and followers about the show. Look at these nice guests! https://t.co/9INfmnBOvW

[Martin Schinz @mschinz]

@davidfowl I think synchronization / pipelines etc are doable, but pretty verbose to handcraft. maybe worth checking out: https://t.co/CCh8LhbRmc and https://t.co/trHq1RQJWG for some inspiration.

[Chrome DevTools @ChromeDevTools]

Initial DWARF support has landed in Chrome DevTools!

It means that you can resolve stack traces, set breakpoints and step-in/-over source code in C/C++/Rust natively, without generating source maps.

[Sage @mx00s]

"If your tests are complex, convoluted, and hard to explain, then know that your testing experience is likely to match their [human operators'] operational experience as well."

_Property-Based Testing with PropEr, Erlang, and Elixir_ (https://t.co/zeZcrVfb2O)

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Try saying these without sounding sarcastic:

1. That's great
2. Good for you
3. Have fun
4. Fascinating
5. Thanks for that
6. Well done you
7. Good luck with that
8. Sounds thrilling
9. What a shame
10. Wow

[Erik Meijer @headinthebox]

I always thought linear regression was a lie. It took me forever to validate that I am not the only one ;-)

https://t.co/FEVzmEXFkC

[21st Century City @urbanthoughts11]

1970: One more lane will fix it.
1980: One more lane will fix it.
1990: One more lane will fix it.
2000: One more lane will fix it.
2010: One more lane will fix it.
2020: ?
via @avelezig