Ryan Stonecipher

Azure SQLDB. Systems. Databases. Exhausted Majority. Occasional screams at the current state of the world. Opinions are mine, not my employer's.

[Ryan Stonecipher @msftDataGuy]

@emptywheel I would strongly support a wide-spread, viral campaign where we all post pictures of things arranged in "8647" and see if they want to try to indite thousands of people on the same charges. Fuckers.

[Ryan Stonecipher @msftDataGuy]

@RobertJMolnar As a Seahawks fan, and also a fan of yours, I'm so torn, but tbh, more 49ers drama makes me smile ;)

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@FBIDirectorKash @FBI Someone tell Hegseth.

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@atrupar Oh he’s running

[Ryan Stonecipher @msftDataGuy]

@sunbains @kellabyte @yenkel The Socrates design in Azure SQLDB required a local cache (Hyperscale Resilient Buffer Pool Extension in Azure SQL Database | IEEE Conference Publication | IEEE Xplore). No real changes to the B-tree implementation, but latency requires some changes.

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@keithedwards Just once I want one of these reporters to say “I think you’re a terrible president and you smell like a bag of day old dog shit, but I asked you a question.”

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@kylascan I'm starting to feel like he's crashing the economy on purpose...

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@Timodc Brilliant.

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@maps1001 @DavidAFrench "Public interest" is doing a lot of work here it seems.

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@nicoleperlroth He also speaks truth of Shreveport.

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@madrid_mike Looks like what's happening in DC right now. Trump gets fireworks, the rest of the country explodes.

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@JoJoFromJerz I hate her with the heat of 1000 suns.

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@erikdarlingdata Such generalizations...

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@Timodc He's from Shreveport - isn't he already banned?

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@RealEmirHan His character still haunts me

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@trainrek13 @NickyBiekz @RepMGP Nope he’s not helping and yes he is destroying the country *and* I want people to do good in spite of those things

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@NickyBiekz @RepMGP With respect, I’d rather see someone in DC getting something done. This cycle of outrage politics isn’t helping people put food on the table. I hate him too, but at some point it all has to stop. I respect MGP for trying. It’s what she’s there for. To try.

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@JoJoFromJerz They're clearly prepared with their shorts. These f**kers are going to make money no matter what.

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@maiab Target takes them I think.