Matti Puckridge

My opinions are no one else's business.

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Wow. I haven’t been on former Twitter in a few years. What a dumpster fire! I’ll check back in in another decade or so.

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Nocking back vitamin pills with a good red wine doesn’t affect their potency does it? Asking for a friend.

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@stephenlead Space rocks for softness.

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I think it should be legislation that all electronic products must have a minimum 5 year warranty.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

That’s because men tend to go for higher paying jobs like doctor, lawyer, or software developer while women gravitate more toward lower paying jobs such as female doctor, female lawyer, or female software developer.

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Loved Slow Horses. Watching Garry Oldman as a grumpy old MI5 agent is very worthwhile. Also great to see some old London haunts.

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Wow @Ticketmaster having seats you can only book with an @AmericanExpress card is exceptionally terrible. Would be good to get warnings before being blocked. Fail

[David Hoffman @TrustlessState]

gm

[Peter Cronau @PeterCronau]

China has no warships off the coast of New York.

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@petelead @quokkarocks Oh this looks good. I love a throw away the rule book, rule book 😉

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

This came to me from a very tired doctor in a Sydney Covid ICU, and is dedicated to the anti-vaxxers.

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@claudiajayne_ DM me when you start looking :)

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Ominous that Rupert Murdoch is still pulling all the strings on the UK Tory party

Why is he so threatened by the Daniel Morgan report ?

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Watching a women live vlog the #Mcdonalds queue. #contentisking

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Wow Sydney traffic has really come into its own. Is cycling still an imminent death sentence?

[Bob Brown Foundation @BobBrownFndn]

After Death Valley recorded 54.4 degrees Celsius, California and the taiga burn, while Adani and Morrison mine more coal.

https://t.co/7vbR1VOOmI

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When I was a child I would watch tv Saturday morning and see maybe 10 ads. This morning I saw 25 ads in the time it took to have my coffee.

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My vote for the pickup line of 2020 is “Better give me your number in case we need to contact trace”

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear media,

Please stop saying Donald Trump has a new tone.

It's ridiculous and you embarrass yourselves.