Jester McGayev

America’s Favorite Newsclown

[Jester McGayev @nerdictat0r]

Ask AI about Mikko and see what he says.

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#Wikipedia in real time. #mikkorantanen #goavsgo

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

To all Democrats that are watching this unfold and can't understand how the public is voting for such an evil person:

Take it from a former Democrat - the media has propagandized you.

They have lied to you.

They do not want to tell you the truth.

They just want to make you a rabid Democrat supporter, regardless of how terrible the candidate is, so they can control you.

They want your attention. That's it. They don't want to make you smarter or more informed.

They want to control you.

Today is a chance to break free of their chains.

Start by recognizing that it is not your fault. Their grip is very strong. They've been doing this for decades. It is a corrupt system.

Do not let other people think on your behalf.

Do not outsource your intelligence.

Do not let others control your mind.

It's yours.

Do not be afraid to trust your gut. Do not be afraid to question everything. Do not be afraid to speak out.

We are all Americans. We love each other. We are building this country together.

But we cannot do this effectively if we let others think on our behalf.

Do not support a party just because others have told you to.

Do not hate a person just because others have told you to.

Only you get to decide, on your own merit.

No one else.

[Sean Johnson 🔥 @intentionally]

I voted for her. I think he’s a bad guy.

But if you lose the senate, house, electoral college AND popular vote, and you think the lesson is half the country is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and stupid… wrong lesson. And the same thing will likely happen in 2028.

[Jester McGayev @nerdictat0r]

@Ike_Saul 269s!

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Wow. This could be big. Early turnout suggests Jill Stein is winning a massive share of voters who have set up GoFundMes to escape toxic roommate situations

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@Ground_app I’m not a professional coin flipper but I don’t think this is an accurate statement.

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@Ike_Saul Or the most predictable tweet of the election.

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@DylanByers @Ike_Saul If voting required 2FA, Gen Z would run this place. Absolutely hilarious they’re disenfranchising themselves cuz they can’t write.

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There’s so much potential for comedy in this tweet, where to start?

[Dylan Byers @DylanByers]

Nevada’s secretary of state, seeing high number of rejected ballots in Clark and Washoe, says one of the biggest issues is that the signatures of younger voters don’t always match what’s on their driver’s licenses:

“It’s mostly the fact that young people don’t have signatures these days. And when they did register to vote through the automatic voter registration process, they signed a digital pad at D.M.V., and that became their license signature.”

https://t.co/3JWllKejpN

[Jester McGayev @nerdictat0r]

@HardcoreHistory Wish more folks had your standards and restraint. Difficult to find in the attention-economy. (Please follow me 🙏🏻😅)

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@HardcoreHistory Do we live in a simulation?

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It’s quite telling that half of my “for you” tweets are from @elonmusk even though I don’t follow him. Dude is desperate for attention and spends too much time on here.

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Just got an election update from my source in the future:

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#NewProfilePic

[Jester McGayev @nerdictat0r]

@ZTPetrizzo @Ike_Saul Lindell may have a source in the future who is playing a prank on him. Beware pranks from the near future this election season. The Time Gnomes are notoriously anti-democracy.

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@Ike_Saul @TangleNews LFG!!!

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@seanmdav Thermonuclear. Nice.

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@Ike_Saul Woah woah woah, I also consistently bloviate the first thing that comes to mind.

But I am a fictional character, I guess.

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@Ike_Saul LFG