Nick

Enigmatic, yet spontaneous. Loosely based off of Olbers' Paradox. Also Catholic husband and dad.

[Fubo @fuboTV]

@LSUfootball @DIRECTV @espn @SECNetwork @dish @Sling @hulu @YouTubeTV If this reply gets more than 50k likes, we'll change our Twitter name to Fubeaux 😂

[Nick @nickducote]

@KokiRiley Who is the home team

[Nick @nickducote]

@FirehouseSubs my birthday sub disappeared from the app after 2 days. How do I get it back??

[Nick @nickducote]

@zrau @HomefieldApparl Got these 🔥🔥🔥 shirts from my fam and I am ready for football. @tducote @SharonDucote

[Shaun Newkirk @Shauncore]

Maybe he needs an interpreter then

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

today I have learned that
—the 2022 Commonwealth Games (the Olympics but for former British colonies)
—the 2022 World Games (the Olympics but for sports that aren't in the Olympics)

are both "Birmingham 2022." an SEO disaster caused by the wormhole between Alabama & England

[Nick @nickducote]

TFW your spider man popsicle melts on the way home

[Rivers Hughey @RivsHughey]

HAPPY “PUT IT IN REVERSE” DAY

If you do it for anyone today, do it for Terry!

[Nick @nickducote]

@PNCBank_Help Sent you a DM

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

I want Tucker to show some actual, concrete evidence he's being specifically tageted, but I love how we're all just accepting what the security services say now

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Ref: I like pineapple on pizza.

Italians:

[Nick @nickducote]

@EndOfDaysWoman Cheers to baby Sciarappa!

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Rollin’ out again! #Fast9

[Nick @nickducote]

@zrau I need this as a shirt now.

[Jeff the Less❤️‍🔥 @JeffTheLess]

🎶Spider-Pope, Spider-Pope!
Prays the mass in a spider robe.
Spins a web any size,
Teaches Christ, and will baptize.
Repent! Here comes the Spider-Pope!🎶

[Caitlin Patterson @caitlinpatt]

Legend.