Low Cognitive Ability Agent

i fucking hate business intelligence software

[Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger]

me: no politics tonight

me, after three beers:

[OSINT Gorilla @GorillaOSINT]

Swifties getting intel

[Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger]

@IRHotTakes Well Kelly also had the bizarre and embarrassing Chinese vitamins MLM promotion thing so idk walz then maybe? Although that’s admittedly not as severe as sexual harassment cover up

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

I know how Biden can turn this around

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The old malarkey is is dying, and the new context struggles to be born: now is the time of coconuts.

[wint @dril]

everyone knocks "The Prez" for turning in early but what they dont tell you is that he needs to spend 7 hours a day vigorously masturbating

[Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger]

Also interesting the extent to which so many of these dissents (even from conservatives!) are increasingly exasperated with bullshit arguments from the majority. They’re so obviously manufacturing arguments to reach pre determined conclusions even their allies can’t believe it

[Orin Kerr @OrinKerr]

It's notable, in Fischer, that this is how Trump appointee Amy Coney Barrett begins her dissent.
https://t.co/eLmoYwXKyA

[Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger]

@johnarnold Looking at Denver PD’s approach to non fatal shootings will be interesting. I think their new investigative units for these shootings are new so overall effect may still remain to be seen

[Yaroslav Trofimov @yarotrof]

Excited that my debut novel, 📚No Country for Love📚will be published by Little, Brown in just over a week.
A murder mystery, a tragic love story and an investigation into what it takes to survive against impossible odds, the book is based in part on my own family’s experiences in the darkest years of the 20th century.
The book is set in Ukraine between 1930 and 1953, a time when it was the deadliest place on the planet. What did it take to live through all that? And at what price?
Hari Kunzru has described 📚No Country for Love📚as a “sweeping romantic epic,” Gary Shteyngart wrote that it is “beautiful, important and timely,” while Christina Lamb praised it as a “captivating sweep of a novel about love, resilience and impossible choices in a Ukraine caught between Soviets and Nazism and riven by war.”
Please explore more about the novel on this link: https://t.co/l3Q8Q1Rmlw

[OSINT Gorilla @GorillaOSINT]

grandpa, what was it like to watch the wagner rebellion live?

[vo @vanillaopinions]

we're cooked

[Matt Ashby @LessCrime]

How car makers installing electronic immobilisers in some new cars in the 1980s helped reduce theft of vehicles by 80%.

Lots of explanations of why crime happens are based on ‘root causes’ such as poverty, which don’t explain why theft only dropped for cars with immobilisers.

[Emile Chabal @emile_chabal]

Hello, world. I thought I'd try and make sense of the absolute nuttiness of French politics by writing something for @ForeignPolicy about the history of democracy in France and Macron's embrace of total chaos. I hope it helps clarify a few things. https://t.co/Qq38V73RbM

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

With all the excitement in France, here are some old posts about the popular front years. https://t.co/NZ302Gpi95

[Andrew Gelman et al. @StatModeling]

Arnold Foundation and Vera Institute argue about a study of the effectiveness of college education programs in prison.
https://t.co/X0RoCk1khF

[T. Greer @Scholars_Stage]

This is a very fun paper where economists integrate loads of archeological data from ancient Mesopotamia to test theories of why governments exist https://t.co/Yay5VU5UTz

[Marie End Lawnmower Culture McCurdy @ItsMarieMcCurdy]

Imagine joining the military during gwot, completing multiple deployments, then deciding that a new vaccine is the sinister government plot, and not like, the invasion of Iraq.