creedthoughts

All Brakes, No Gas.

[creedthoughts @nilvedyr]

🙏🏻

[Phil McNulty @philmcnulty]

No Jack Grealish in the squad.

[creedthoughts @nilvedyr]

Elton John, Hayley Williams and Dying Fetus together at last..

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

If my wife murdered my three kids, I would probably also choose to find a new wife instead of staying with her

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Preferring to live in Liverpool or Newcastle over Lake Como is an example of a young man with poor decision-making skills.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Sir Brian Cox says he’s got a lot of time for Madonna but her assertion that there’s no greater power than the power of goodbye is demonstrably bollocks

[creedthoughts @nilvedyr]

Nichael

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

White dudes to their wife and 3 kids:

[creedthoughts @nilvedyr]

@lindseyjthom I thought you might.

[creedthoughts @nilvedyr]

Only hesitance from me would’ve been over the additional fee, if there isn’t one then this is a no brainer.

[Times Sport @TimesSport]

🔺UPDATED: Palace and Everton closing in on Johnson-McNeil swap deal

Transfer would be straight exchange, not involving any additional money, and medicals could take place as early as Monday. Plus: Aston Villa in talks to sign João Palhinha from Bayern Munich⬇️
https://t.co/v27VrTkJHk

[brandon* @brndxix]

muscle memory kicked in

[creedthoughts @nilvedyr]

@Fightful Wild they won’t turn him heel but keep writing him like a hypocritical asshole.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Everton fans demand “transparency and fairness after disproportionate sanctions”.  @EFC_AdvisoryBoard issues strong statement “acting on behalf of all Evertonians” calling on “all football authorities to urgently review sanctioning criteria in light of the hugely disproportionate penalties imposed on Chelsea and Everton.

“These recent disciplinary outcomes raise serious concerns about consistency,
proportionality, and the integrity of the regulatory framework in place in English
football, as demonstrated by both the Premier League and the Football Association.

“Whilst all those fans we represent acknowledge that the cases involving Chelsea and Everton are not comparable in terms of the natures of the offences, this does not undermine the key issue of clear and obvious inconsistency in the outcome and the punishments imposed on both clubs.” (Chelsea, in mitigation, self-reported issues from a previous regime). #EFC graphic below from Everton FAB 👇

[The Bobble @ElBobble]

Everton representatives were in attendance at Celtic's match against Dundee tonight to watch Alistair Johnston. The 27-year-old completed the full 90 minutes, but has made it clear he wants to make the move to Everton 🔵

[creedthoughts @nilvedyr]

Oh Manchester, so much to answer for

[Everton Views @EvertonViews]

Everton have an overspend of 19m due to payments related to building a new stadium, investing in the area, giving locals jobs etc etc. NO SPORTING ADVANTAGE.

Chelsea give backhanders to agents to get their players to Chelsea over other clubs and with those players Chelsea win MULTIPLE trophies but we are told, by the same people who deducted points from Everton and ordered them to pay 40m to Burnley that Chelsea had NO SPORTING ADVANTAGE

Make it make sense

[Joël Grimal @Collectors_Way]

Harry Redknapp hid money in an offshore bank account in his DOG’S name

To try and avoid paying tax in the UK.

Who do “patriots” like that want you to hate instead of them?

On yeah, foreigners

[Giulia Bould @GiuliaBould]

It's interesting Everton's financial breach saw the Premier League suggest a 12 point deduction. A panel ruled the sanction at -10 before an appeal said -6

74 charges for Chelsea saw the suggested sanction of -15, greater than Everton's, but it was then worked down to 0 points

[Alexander Rose @AlexanderPHRose]

@GiuliaBould The FA decided that Chelsea, did not gain an “actual sporting advantage” from the 74 breaches.

Fun fact: the breaches were committed during a period when Chelsea won 14 trophies.

[creedthoughts @nilvedyr]

The most remarkable thing of the last 24 hours is discovering that people still pay attention to Boy George in 2026.

[Will @WillyWhitby]

In preparation for the years of torment, sorrow and misery that Odysseus suffered in The Odyssey, Matt Damon method acted and set himself up as an Everton fan.

The only torture comparable to Homer’s great epic.